Just a Normal day for the Author
By:(Honestly u should know by now) ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_~(White Rose)
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters in this story. Otherwise everything would be an anime
series(duh).
Duo:Then all hell would break loose!
WR:Maxwell I'm trying to tell people so I don't get sued.
Duo:Maybe that would actually do u some good, then u stop writing these dumb stories.
WR:1...2...3...4....5...That's it! I had enough! Die!(starts chasing Duo around with scissors)
Duo:AAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs away)
WR:(stops and goes back to computer and starts typing)
Background: form of a play. What the reader doesn't know goes on( Behind the sceen looks)
Characters:
WR/Nar=Author or ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Moon Characters
Serena=Usagi Rini=Chibi Usa
Amy=Ami Trista=Setsuna
Raye=Rei Amora=Haraku
Lita=Makoto Michelle=Michiru
Mina=Minako Hotaru=Hotaru(duh)
Darien=Mamou chibi
Gundum Wing Characters(I'm using the dubbed spelling so poo!)
Heero Yuy
Duo Maxwell
Trowa Barton -_\\\;
Qautre Reberra Winner
Wufei Chaing (did I spell that right? 0_0?)
(Skit before Act 1)
WR: Now for the fun part(all characters shiver as she begins typing)
Wufei:The Author's a ONNA! Is there no justice in the world.
WR:Oh don't worry Wufei there will be pently of it. hehehehe...
Duo: Wufei, may I suggest u don't piss her off.
Wufei:SHUT-UP,Maxwell! I can call her onna if I want what will she do to me?
WR:(evil grin as she types)I'll show u, hehehe.
Duo:Don't say I didn't warn you(he runs away and hids behind the frig. A few minutes he peeks out
then ducks back down)
KA-BOOOMMM!(there stands Wufei burnt to a crisp with the Author stomping off)
Heero:Did she just throw an atomic bomb on Wufei?(other characters shiver nodding)
Duo:I told you!(the chinese boy hmphs then falls to floor)
---Back at her computer----
Warning: May contain violence, some sexual stuff(not more than R even that gets editted out).Some
character bashing(like Wufei, but eventually eveyone will get their share). If you don't like it
then don't read it, blah blah blah, come on u gotta know the drill by now.
----she stands up and picks up a box grinning---"On with the show!"
Trowa:(stares at her, blinks)....(crickets cherpping)....(five minutes pass)....(author goes back
to writing 10 mins later) We're in for it deep u guys.(walks away)
Act I:Meeting the Author
(Curtain rises, all characters placed in a large town and completely unaware of each other's
existence. The Senshi have just discovered what the author is about to do with their lives...make
them miserible. WR: hehehe)
Usagi: But I don't wanna!(sits down bawling)
Rei:Usagi, your such a cry baby, it's not that bad.
Usagi:Hai it is!(stops crying)Is she around?
Ami:Is who around?
Usagi:The really really scary person. You know the baka who can't stop making our lives more
miserible than they already are.
WR:Yatta! I've completed my mission \/ (^_^)
Usagi:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(starts bawling again)
Rei:She's back isn't she(sighing with a sweatdrop)?
Minako:Hai(sighs heavily)
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Duo:Hey Heero what are you doing?
Heero:I'm waiting for our next mission.
Duo:Cool tell me when you get it. Til then I'll be in the kitchen.
(Trowa and Quatre standing next to a bed. There lies Wufei x_x, bandaged like a mummy)
Quatre:Do you think he'll be yatta?
Trowa:.....Maybe.....-_\\\
Quatre:I hope who ever did this to him is gone.
Trowa: Probably not.(Duo comes in, 2 turn heads).
Duo:You know who did this too him? (2 shake their head no)It was the Author, and she's worse than
Yuy. With just the punch of a letter she'll drop a bomb on you.(Quatre shivers and jumps behind
Trowa with fear. Trowa frowns)Don't worry Quatre I'm sure she won't do any harm to you.
Quatre:Yah think so.(peeking out from behind Trowa).
WR:How could I hurt someone so so so cute!(characters look around for source of sound) You can't
see me, hehehe. \/ (^_~) \/
Quatre:(faints, Trowa and Duo exit room in a bit of a hurry)x_x
WR:Gomen, I guess the shock was too much for the cutie. ^_^;(sweatdrop)
Duo:Heero! I have a mission for you!(Instantly with the word mission the spikey hair boy looks up
from his computer)To find the Author of this crazy world and make our lives enjoyable for good!
Heero:Mission Acknowledged.(he walks out the door)-_-
Trowa:I like to meet this author, she sounds like an interesting person.
WR:Sure you can meet me Trowa!(boy looks up at the ceiling) then we can get to know all about...
let me think...YOU!! Hahahahaha!^_^
Duo:Psycho Author! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(runs out of house into
a group of girls)
WR:*I'm such a good author, hehehe*^_^*
Duo: Oh gomen(after running into Haraku, who instantly gives him the death glare)Um...gomen.
Haraku:It's yatta, don't worry about(she smiles).
Trowa:Heero is going to kill the author. Should we stop him?
Duo:(blinks)I'll get my Deathsycthe! You get HeavyArms! Where's Quatre and his SandRock?
Haraku:(suddenly slugs Duo and blinks then looks around. Duo stands up staring at her) It wasn't
my fault! I didn't punch you of my own free will.
WR:She's right(characters look around) It was me.^_~ \/
Duo:Now you die! I am Shinigami!
WR:Why don't you go to your Deathscythe then we'll talk(evil evil grin).
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Usagi:Oh Momaru-chan I love you.(she kisses her pillow)
Chibi Usa:(with sweatdrop)Usagi, that isn't Momaru-chan. It's a pillow.-_-'
Usagi:(sweatdrops and sits up bawling)Where did he go? He was just here!
Rei:Odango Atama, the um...author took him.
Usagi:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!;_;
WR:YATTA!Here's your baka hentai boyfriend back. SHUT UP! Before I drop a bomb on your future
daughter!(Mamo-chan appears in shock and Usagi runs to him hugging him).
Chibi Usa:You keep me out of this! It's all Usagi's fault!
WR:(shrug)I'm going to write another fanfic and I need characters. So I'll go to Gundum Wing,see
you guys later.
Makoto:(sigh with relif)Arigatoo!Arigatoo! We're spared!
Minako:I feel gomen for those boys. Not only because they are so cute but the author is going to
ruin their lives.
Rei:Better their lives then mine. Though I do feel sorry for Wufei, he didn't deserve that.
Ami:That's only because you have a crush about the size of the world on. (Other girls stare at
Amy as she turns red and Rei turns even redder)I didn't mean to say that! It was the author!
WR:Well, that's done. So who wants to be in a fanfic?
Rei:Author, once I find you. You better say your prayers!
WR:Nani?(chockes eyebrow) What did I do?(Rei explodes with angry)Eeeep!(runs away back to keyboard
types: cold water on Rei)
Rei:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! That's cold!
WR: Hey you don't have a curse on you like Ranma!
-----In Author's world---
WR:(yawn) I'm tied. Hm...I wonder what happened to Heero and those cute boys.(Rereads and gasps)
Shimatta! I'm going to get it for good. Wait! I have an idea. hehehe
Narrator:Will the Author be rightfully punished? Will Heero actually carry out his mission to free
the cast from the evils of the author? Stay tuned for Act 2:Heero VS WR(drum roll and curtain
closes)
(Small Skit for Act 1 and Act 2)
Duo:Gomen ne.(comes out on to stage)Hi everyone my name is Duo Maxwell and I'm a Gundum Piolet of
Deathscythe are there any members of Oz or...(suddenly cut off)
Quatre:Duo! Stop telling people who we are! You braided baka!(the blonde boy comes on stage but
sounds like Wufei)
Duo:You called me braided baka only Wufei calls me that!
Quatre:Who do you think I am? Santa Clause? My name is Wufei Chang and I am going to give you my
idea of justice.
Wufei:(runs on stage)Stop! We shouldn't be fighting at all!(sounds like Quatre)
Duo:Wufei now you sound like Quatre! What's going on!(Wufei looks at Quatre, Quatre looks at Wufei
Duo stares at both suddenly all shout.
All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WR: hehehehehe, hahaha lol(her laughter fills the room) I'm the best author in the universe.
Quatre:Undo whatever you have done to us! Right now Woman!
WR:Shessh you guys are no fun at all(types: switch)
Quatre:(looks down at himself to find him in his body)Arigatoo, Miss Author.
WR:My pleasure Mr. Winner. Gomen ne for switching you but everyone has to be tortured sooner or
later, some more than others.
Duo:At least I'm switched back(looks down)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wufei:Will you stop whinning!(looks down)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Duo & Wufei:(point and stare at each other) I'm you!
WR and adience:HAhahahahaha(reader should be laughing if your not then...)hahaha...
Duo:This is a complete injustice!
Wufei:Turn us back now!;_;
WR:(wiping her tears she's laughing so hard)Yatta(the two change back)Now leave before I do some
thing else like drop a ton of bricks on your head.(The three piolets run off stage.Audience claps)
Argatoo! I am the best! \/ (^_~) \/
