Breaking the law!

Bella loved the night. Although most of it was wasted by her sleeping, she loved the early nights that she could spend with Edward. Curled up in his arms, Bella was at home but although she couldn't help herself. Bella turned around in his arms, losing her hands in his hair as she let out her passion through her lips.

"Bella, we can't," Edward tried to push her away as gently as he could.

"I love you. Just let it happen," Bella mumbled against his lips, refusing to let go.

Tired of fighting her every day, Edward gave in and kissed her back. They rolled over so Bella was pressed into the bed as they began to make love. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Bella and Edward paused to hear Charlie open the door.

Sirens blaring, a group of police broke through the door and began storming through the house. Edward and Bella dragged on their clothes, as Bella's door burst open. Edward growled as the police rushed towards Bella.

"We have no quarrel with you sir," the police grabbed hold of Bella.

"What have I done?" Bella screamed at the officers.

"Necrophilia is an arrestable offence."

"What the hell I haven't had," she paused embarrassed, "You know what with a corpse."

"What do you call that?" the police officer pointed towards Edward.

"Fair enough. He does smell quite a bit doesn't he?" she answered, as the police dragged her away.