A/N: Really short and stupid. This is not meant to condone smoking (even though it is bad for you); it's just meant to be random.
Genre: Humor
Pairing:
Can be seen as Remus/Sirius slash OR friendship.
Plot: Remus and
Sirius talk about the dangers of smoking.
Warning: Can be seen as
slash if you want. Also kind of dirty (in my opinion)
Disclaimer:
To own the puppies is my dream! Sadly, none of my dreams come true.
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"Smoking is bad for you."
Sirius turned toward the voice and smiled, grinding the cigarette into the pavement beside him.
"Says you. It's only a Muggle invention, how harmful can something made by them be?"
Remus sat down and counted off on his fingers. "Let's see… first, it can cause all kinds of cancer and diseases."
Sirius shrugged.
"It can give you bad breath, yellow teeth, greasy hair…" Remus smirked as Sirius shivered at that. One more ought to do him in, he thought.
"Did I mention it can also weaken your erection?"
Remus laughed as Sirius jumped up and threw down the pack of cigarettes. "Muggles are insane!" He shouted as he jumped up and down on them.
A few passersby gave him strange looks when he threw himself at Remus.
"My savior! I'll never be mean to you again! I love you!"
Remus smiled and just patted him on the back in return.
