Harry Potter and the Attack of Lord Voldermort

Claimer: These characters are mine, mine, MINE!!! Just Kidding theses characters are NOT mine. Harry Potter layed back in his bed. He was enjoying his few moments of peace before Uncle Vernon came thundering up the stairs making do all sorts of strange chores. "POTTER! GET IN A TUXEDO, NOOWW!!" Harry looked at the door strangly, surley he had heard wrong, a tuxedo? "Dudley's girlfriend will be here any moment and you must look acceptable," Vernon spat. "All right, I'll get a tux on, GEEZ!" Harry quickley put on the suit and attempted to tame his wild hair, unsuccsesfuly mind. Harry clomped down the stairs to see a startling fat girl with brown hair attempting to squeez trhough the door. Harry ran over to help but tripped and fell at her feet. "What is that?" she asked in a voice that is sounding like when you squeeze your nose and talk. She started to chortle, forgetting that she was the one trapped in the door. Harry looked at her disgustedly. He climbed to his feet and pulled her the rest of the way through the doorway. Her neon pink dress swished around purple high-heel tennis-shoes.

One hour later.

Harry sat across from Virginnia (the girl) and Dudley. Virginnia was laughing at how weird Harry was. At that moment Hedwig loudly hooted in Harry's room, announcing her arrivel. "Excuse me," Harry said softly. He backed away from the table and ran to his room. Hedwig sat on Harry's bedpost with a letter clamped in her beak. Harry ran over, grabbed the letter and cooed a quick word of thanks to Hedwig. He tore open the envalope and read:

Dear Harry, Hi, how has your summer been going? I'm great, so is Ron, you'll probably get a letter from him any moment. I was just wondering if we could meet up at the Leaky Cauldron on August 10th. Then spend the rest of the summer there. Ron already has permission to go. You're the only one who has to answer, it will just be us three. Love, Hermione Harry flipped the letter over and wrote that he would be there. Errol came shooting through his window. Clamped in his beak was a howler. Harry shakily opend it. Ron's voice echoed through the house, " HI HARRY!!! I DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUN TO SEND YOU A HOWLER, ISN'T IT FUNNY?! *Fred and George laughter in the backround* HERMIONE AND I WILL MEET YOU AT THE LEAKY CAULDREN AT 1:OO PM!! SEE YOU THEN!! The howler ripped itself up and dropped to Harry's bed. Harry ran into the cupboard and shut the door right in time. "POOOTTTTEEERRR!!!!!" Vernon roared.