So... Yea... Crack-Fic I wrote on my phone like 8 weeks ago. Don't own any of Masashi Kishimoto's stuff. And the characters are ooc.

The Akatsuki were having sushi one day. But there seemed to be a problem- Kisame was missing. 'Oh where, where are you, you fishy blue man', Sasori wondered as he put a piece of sushi into his mouth. 'Kisame where could you possibly be? You've been missing since we went to Mexico yesterday and Leader-Sama didn't give you any missions. Hmm... This sushi is good... Odd that it's blue though. The only blue fish I can think of is a shar- no… It couldn't possibly... No! Oh Kami-Sama! Nooooooo! Kisame! "Kisame! We're eating you!" he screamed out at his sushi. The other members looked at Sasori in shock, then their plates, then Sasori, then their plates, and so on for the next ten minutes and simultaneously spit their sushi out while Sasori sobbed. Then, "Hey guys, what's up?" "Oh Kisame! It's horrible! We bought sushi from a questionable condom dealer in Mexico this morning and he, he, he chopped you up and we're eati- KISAMEEEE! WE'RE NOT EATING YOUUUUUU!" *Happy dance*….. Kisame and the rest of the Akatsuki grabbed the sushi and fled.

"And this, little children, is why Sasori is now an emotionless puppet", stated the Third Hokage during an academy trip while Iruka looked on horrified.

Fin