DISCLAIMER: I Do NOT Own Naruto, so stop rubbing it in my face!
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Uchiha VS Hyuuga – A fight for Tenten
Chapter 1
His eyes flashed from red to black, then back to red again as he watched the couple right in front of him. His blood was boiling, he could not remember ever feeling such madness and jealousy before. Indeed, even when his parents used to slobber Itachi with love when he was younger could not compare to this bright green horrible envy.
Yes, that's right, Uchiha Sasuke was jealous. For the first time in his life, he could not get a girl. This was the first time that any girl had ever resisted his suave and charm. His ego felt as though it had been punched in the eyes then kicked in the ass and sent flying up to heaven with a sparkly twinkle (anime style). Now who was this lucky girl? Let's see, hmm…… (Side noises from the annoying fan girls: Sasuke! Sasu-kun! Pick me, my dear Sasu-Tsunami- Bunny!) *Tsunami for strength and Bunny for cuteness
It could be Sakura, the girl with the shoulder-length pink hair and an attitude. She sure has improved throughout these 4 years. Then again, it could be Ino. Man, has that girl got the perfect curves! Or, it could be Hyuuga Hinata. Sure, she does have an ass for a cousin, but she is pretty cute, especially with that signature stutter and blush of hers. (cough, big busts help too, cough) Then, there was Temari. Hmm……. a little too much on the violent side for my taste but still, I'm sure that can be taken care of.
Now that we have listed out our favourite kunoichis, let's see who we are missing. Ah, yes! Tenten. Konaha's famed weapon mistress. That girl has the most perfect chocolate-brown hair with equally warm chocolate-brown eyes and a tanned skin that most girls would pay through their noses just to get. Also, contrary to what most people thought, she did have curves, Sasuke saw them when he was peeking with Naruto at the public baths years ago. (Oh my gosh, Sasuke, you naughty boy!) Only, seeing that all her clothing were either baggy or loose, they didn't really give her much of a chance to show off her figure. And, she also boasted a 100% aim, which, Sasuke thought with a smirk, would really help in furthering his dream of reliving the Uchiha clan and becoming the best shinobi in the world, not even exempting Uchiha Madara and ryokudaime-to-be, Uzumaki Naruto. Pile that all up and add two buns on top, there you have it, Sasuke's dream girl. It did not matter that she did not have a last name, he would give her his, for life.
Sasuke walked down the streets, absorbed in thoughts of the day when he and Tenten would finally walk down the aisle, hand in hand, sharing what would be their 1000th kiss. He noticed everything in his dream, from the way Tenten's hair flowed all the way down to her mid back to the small little blue bird perched on the branch of an old tree, seemingly singing until its lungs would burst. What he didn't notice was Hyuuga Neji, standing right in front of him, infamous Hyuuga smirk upon his face, with Tenten beside him, busy ranting along about this and that and these and those.
"Hey, Uchiha!"
Neji ignored Tenten and called out to Sasuke. Unbeknowest to Tenten, the Hyuuga prodigy had caught our dear Sasuke lurking behind him everywhere he and Tenten went. A little thing called observation for the next few told Neji all that he needed to know. That brat Uchiha was in love with Tenten! What the –
Now, Hyuuga Neji never swore, unless in dire conditions, where a little swearing is unevitable. (Such as when Naruto was caught snogging his precious cousin Hinata) Thus, you can imagine the inner turmoil going on inside Neji when, upon discovering the truth about Uchiha's crush on Tenten, blurted out the most coulourful string of swear words imaginable in Hyuuga Neji's own personal dictionary.
So, when he saw the Uchiha walking alone, completely absorbed in his daydream, he swiped at the chance. Grabbing Sasuke and making a handseal, causing him to disappear in a puff of smoke, Neji left an amazed Tenten by Konoha's sparkly clean pavement and reappearing again, still holding Sasuke by the cuff, in a small, enclosed area, commonly known as, the loo.
"Let me go, Hyuuga."
Neji was annoyed. Why, that cocky brat was as sure of himself as ever. Did he not know that he, Neji, could kill him just by inserting chakra through his god-damned cocky neck right now? Wait, what was this?! Hyuuga Neji, loosing control over his emotions?! Did the moon just rise during noon? Must, Get, A, Grip, Neji's mind admonished himself. Taking a deep breath, Neji well-known stoic features resurfaced as he slowly calmed himself.
Not wanting to waste any time, and knowing that someone might just come and burst in on them any time, Neji decided to skip the pleasantries and move on to the main details.
"Uchiha Sasuke, I hereby challenge you to a battle for Tenten's maiden heart!"
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