One day, I was walking through a flea market, looking through everything, eating stuff and so on. I came there hoping I could find some bootleg systems. But suddenly I came across this old man with a stand with a bunch of VHS tapes. I look through them, and something interesting catches my eye. "The Nutshack Season 1". "Why is this on VHS tape? The Nutshack was always on DVD!" I thought to myself. "You can have it for free." the old man said. I was glad to hear that, being the huge fan of the Nutshack growing up. So when I got home, I popped the VHS into my VCR, and soon I was at the main menu. I went to the episode select, so I could choose my favorite episode. But something caught my eye. It was an episode called "The Nutshack lost episode". "Lost episode?" I thought to myself. "How could there be an episode that was Lost for the Nutshack?" So being the curious one, I selected it. First of all, it started out creepily enough, with the Nutshack theme getting louder and louder with each time they say the word Nut. I tried turning it down, but the volume went UP! So the theme got so loud that I started bleeding from the ears. Then it went to the rap. However, there was no rap. After it said "Phil's from 'Frisco", Phil with hyperrealistic eyes with a bleeding mouth and eyes appeared with a loud high pitched screech. I almost passed out right there from the loud volume. Then the screen flashed pics of dead children! I was so shocked from that! Then the episode started. It started with Phil, Jack, and Tito all walking down a street. No jokes, no nothing. Then, their eyes started to bleed. Then the footage looked like it was going in reverse! Then that screaming woman sound from the Suicide Mouse creepypasta started playing! Then Tito's face appeared looking exactly like Phil's from the intro, same high pitched screech and all. I soon passed out. The next day, I wake up in the hospital. "Ugh... What happened?" I asked the doctor. "You were found passed out in your house by your friend, and he called the ambulance." the doctor said. "Oh... Why do I feel alot of pain?" I asked. I then looked down and found that my stomach was bleeding with surgical tape covering it. "Oh, you were also found with a knife in your chest." the doctor replied. After about 4 hours in there, I went back home, and I took the VHS out of the VCR, and I smashed it with a hammer and chucked the remaining pieces into the sea. I'm never watching the Nutshack again.
