I was gonna do another chapter on TCT, but then I realized that, holy shit, I haven't done any Christmas fics.

This is not acceptable. Therefore.

Disclaimer: Disclaimed.

Touka fumbled with the edge of her cream-colored sweater. Normally, she would wear something darker-colored, but this had a bunny on the front, and Touka couldn't pass it up.

Aloung with the sweater, she also had black and white leggings and the infinity necklace Kaneki had gotten her last year. Her hair was in a small ponytail, bangs pinned back.

Kaneki, sitting a few feet away, wore red plaid pajama pants and a black tee shirt, feet bare.

Kaneki set two of the presents from under the decorated tree in front of their respective persons, and said persons picked them up.

"Hi-na-mi!" They chanted together, and turned their gifts over and tore them open.

Touka smiled; gray mittens, with eyes and ears so they looked like bunnies. The card, which made her laugh, was of a cat who seemed to be eating all the Christmas candy it could find. Inside, under the pre-programmed bit, said in Hinami's handwriting, Hope you like it, Onii-chan! With a smiley face.

Kaneki held a red composion notebook with "Fill Me With Your Issues" written across the front, and a ballpoint pen. He wouldn't show her the letter.

From Ayato, Kaneki got a commically large bag of condoms, that stood three feet high. Touka got, in a beautiful box he hadn't so much as taped shut, much less wrapped, a pair of wireless headphones, a batman skirt, and a large collection of non-expensive jewelry consisting of multiple necklaces with renditions of "I will cut you", "Can you not", and "Because Fuck you, that's why," bracelts that said "fuck you", and earrings that said "you're not the boss of me", amoung others. At the bottom of the box sat a phone case that said "smile".

From Yoriko, they each got gigantic boxes of chocolate that made Touka nauseas.

Hide gave them gift cards, and Uta gave them masks, and Nishio sent heaps of chocolate, being an ass.

Then came the last two presents under the tree, from the couple themselves.

Touka wordlessly handed over his present.

Under wrapping paper she'd found in one of her favorite shops, that said "fuck this world, I'm going to coffeeland" all over it (which he smiled at), was a scarf-wrapped square object. A book, with a cream-colored cover. The Black Goat's Egg.

Signed, by Takatsuki Sen.

"Holy-" exclaimed Kaneki. "You—you-"

"Open it." Touka interrupted.

Inside, on a seperate piece of paper, was a drawing of Kaneki, Hide, and Touka, done by her, of when they first met at Anteiku.

"Touka-chan . . . "

"MY TURN." Touka yelled, blushing, and grabbed the other gift.

Three biology books, three coffee cups, and a watch ('cause your always late—ow) later, Touka lifted a blanket out of the bag, draping it over herself, and peered into the bag.

A ring, plain and shaped like a bunny, and a small box lingered at the bottom. She slipped on the ring and grabbed the box.

Paper was folded around it, that said "Darling," followed by a bunch of "I love you"s.

Touka looked at him suspiciously before pulling it carefully off.

It was a box.

Plain, blue velvet.

Touka gasped, snapping a look at him whie she snapped open the box.

A silver ring, black and white diamonds everywhere, yet still looking elegant.

And Kaneki soft voice, in front of her. "Touka-chan, will you marry me?"

Not sure if you get the engagement ring or the band first, but yeah. Sorry. Review!