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Authors' Not: Our fic so be gentle to our delicate hearts. By the way two people are writing this.
Chapter 1 The Confrontation
In History of Magic class one really hot spring day, Ron, Harry, Hermione, and the rest of the class was trying to stay awake. Professor Binns annoying monotonous voice was putting them all into dreamland.
Ron and Hermione's heads were rested on their table and Harry was leaning back in his chair looking out the window. He absentmindedly said, "Oi look there's a birdy!"
Ron and Hermione stared at each other with raised eyebrows. Ron said, "I think Harry's in love with the birdy." Hermione laughed.
She looked at Harry who was still staring at the birdy and told Ron, "Giggle, giggle, blush, blush."
"Huh?" said Ron.
"Huh?" said Harry, looking away from the birdy.
"Huh?" asked Hermione who had started the whole thing.
"What the hell?" questioned Ron.
Professor Binns heard them (he had pretty good hearing for a ghost), "Now, now kids, no profanity!" He scanned the trio's faces, "Harry, up front, no more talking."
Hermione turned to Ron, "I can't believe you got me in trouble!"
"You don't like profanity do you.... damn, damn, damn, damn, shit, shit, shit..."
"Ron!" Hermione hissed.
"Mr. Wesley! Miss Granger! Out in the hallway! Right now! Ten points from Gryffindor." Professor Binns had heard them, and if his face would've been bright red, if it wasn't transparent.
Ron and Hermione picked up their stuff and walked out into the hallway. Hermione narrowed her eyes and snapped, "Ron I can't believe you did that!"
"Oh come on, you have to admit it was funny!" Ron laughed himself.
"I give up, at least we're out of that stuffy classroom." Hermione replied.
At that moment, the bell rang and the two of them started walking down the hallway to the main staircase. Suddenly they both stopped and looked at each other. Ron opened and closed his mouth a few time, kinda like a goldfish and Hermione took a few deep breaths, finally at the same time they said, "I-I have something to ask you."
They both said, "You first."
Again, at the same time, they asked, "W-Will y-you g-go o-o-out w-with m-m- m-me?"
"YES!" They both squealed, "Where?" Hermione laughed at this, because they were repeating each other. It reminded her of a muggle game, where people would say 'jinx.'
"ASTRONOMY TOWER!" they shouted.
"Nine?" Ron asked.
"Yes, bye, I have to go to Arithmacy."
"Divination, bye!"
They looked at each other, and blushed and ran up their separate ways.
Ron plopped down next to Harry, "I did it!" He said triumphantly.
"You did it! But I was suppose to be first!" Harry looked highly offended.
"What- what're you talking about?" Ron looked very puzzled.
"Who was it with? Hermione? No, I bet it was Parvarti."
"No I asked, ooh! No, I didn't do it with Hermione... yet."
"Huh?"
"I mean, I... I asked Hermione out! And she said yes!" Ron smiled at his friend.
"That's great! Promise I'll be first?"
"Why?"
"I dunno, my stupid self-esteem."
"Yeah, sure, you can be first, Harry." Ron said.
"Good." Harry beamed. "Oi look there's another birdy!"
Hermione got to Arithmacy late and sat next to Parvarti's twin sister, Padma. She sighed dreamily and stared off into space. Then she realized what she was doing and started to copy down notes that Professor Vector was writing on the boards.
At the end of the class, she looked over her notes and her mouth fell open. For the paper read:
Ron, Ron, Ron. Hermione Weasley. Mrs. Ron Weasley. Mrs. Hermione Ron Weasley Granger. Ron, Ron, Ron. I love Ron! Mrs. Hermione Weasley. Hermione Weasley....
And so on and so forth.
Authors' Not: Our fic so be gentle to our delicate hearts. By the way two people are writing this.
Chapter 1 The Confrontation
In History of Magic class one really hot spring day, Ron, Harry, Hermione, and the rest of the class was trying to stay awake. Professor Binns annoying monotonous voice was putting them all into dreamland.
Ron and Hermione's heads were rested on their table and Harry was leaning back in his chair looking out the window. He absentmindedly said, "Oi look there's a birdy!"
Ron and Hermione stared at each other with raised eyebrows. Ron said, "I think Harry's in love with the birdy." Hermione laughed.
She looked at Harry who was still staring at the birdy and told Ron, "Giggle, giggle, blush, blush."
"Huh?" said Ron.
"Huh?" said Harry, looking away from the birdy.
"Huh?" asked Hermione who had started the whole thing.
"What the hell?" questioned Ron.
Professor Binns heard them (he had pretty good hearing for a ghost), "Now, now kids, no profanity!" He scanned the trio's faces, "Harry, up front, no more talking."
Hermione turned to Ron, "I can't believe you got me in trouble!"
"You don't like profanity do you.... damn, damn, damn, damn, shit, shit, shit..."
"Ron!" Hermione hissed.
"Mr. Wesley! Miss Granger! Out in the hallway! Right now! Ten points from Gryffindor." Professor Binns had heard them, and if his face would've been bright red, if it wasn't transparent.
Ron and Hermione picked up their stuff and walked out into the hallway. Hermione narrowed her eyes and snapped, "Ron I can't believe you did that!"
"Oh come on, you have to admit it was funny!" Ron laughed himself.
"I give up, at least we're out of that stuffy classroom." Hermione replied.
At that moment, the bell rang and the two of them started walking down the hallway to the main staircase. Suddenly they both stopped and looked at each other. Ron opened and closed his mouth a few time, kinda like a goldfish and Hermione took a few deep breaths, finally at the same time they said, "I-I have something to ask you."
They both said, "You first."
Again, at the same time, they asked, "W-Will y-you g-go o-o-out w-with m-m- m-me?"
"YES!" They both squealed, "Where?" Hermione laughed at this, because they were repeating each other. It reminded her of a muggle game, where people would say 'jinx.'
"ASTRONOMY TOWER!" they shouted.
"Nine?" Ron asked.
"Yes, bye, I have to go to Arithmacy."
"Divination, bye!"
They looked at each other, and blushed and ran up their separate ways.
Ron plopped down next to Harry, "I did it!" He said triumphantly.
"You did it! But I was suppose to be first!" Harry looked highly offended.
"What- what're you talking about?" Ron looked very puzzled.
"Who was it with? Hermione? No, I bet it was Parvarti."
"No I asked, ooh! No, I didn't do it with Hermione... yet."
"Huh?"
"I mean, I... I asked Hermione out! And she said yes!" Ron smiled at his friend.
"That's great! Promise I'll be first?"
"Why?"
"I dunno, my stupid self-esteem."
"Yeah, sure, you can be first, Harry." Ron said.
"Good." Harry beamed. "Oi look there's another birdy!"
Hermione got to Arithmacy late and sat next to Parvarti's twin sister, Padma. She sighed dreamily and stared off into space. Then she realized what she was doing and started to copy down notes that Professor Vector was writing on the boards.
At the end of the class, she looked over her notes and her mouth fell open. For the paper read:
Ron, Ron, Ron. Hermione Weasley. Mrs. Ron Weasley. Mrs. Hermione Ron Weasley Granger. Ron, Ron, Ron. I love Ron! Mrs. Hermione Weasley. Hermione Weasley....
And so on and so forth.
