DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hyperdimension Neptunia. Well, I do have the game, but not the rights to the actual product or-... You know what I mean!
What did I do to deserve this?
IF wondered as she laid in-between two sleeping girls, one of whom had her well-endowed chest pressed against the brunette's arm. The other girl was using IF's not-endowed chest as a pillow whilst muttering something about pudding. Both girls had their arms around her own, and their legs intertwined with hers. There was only one word that she could describe this situation with...
Hot.
Like, really hot.
There was sweat running down IF's brow, and she wondered just how Neptune and Compa seemed to be perfectly fine! Is it only because they weren't in the middle, being slowly suffocated to death!? If it was just Neptune, she wouldn't hesitate to kick her back to her futon! But, Compa? She couldn't bring herself to wake the peach-haired girl up, even gently! So, she just tried to endure it...
IF wasn't interested in girls, so it's not like she'd want to be in this kind of situation...
Ah, but Compa's chest is kind of nice and soft... She thought, a blush across her face. N-n-n-no! I didn't mean it in that kind of way! I'm not enjoying it one bit! Ah! Now I sound like Noire! She sighed, looking up at the ceiling. I think this heat is getting to me... I've got to get out of this, no matter what! Making up her mind, she glared down at Neptune with a sinister grin across her face. I'll just kick Neptune off of me, and that should cool things up enough so that I don't have to wake up Compa!
Of course, when IF did kick Neptune, there was a high chance that Compa would wake up in the commotion that the brat causes. Oh well, she'd just have to take the chance.
Just as she was about to knee Neptune in the stomach, the purple-haired girl snuggled into the brunette, muttering, "Iffy..." softly. That stopped IF in her tracks, causing her to take a second look at the girl.
Now that I think about it, Neptune looks kind of... innocent and not annoying when she's asleep... Another blush appeared across her face. She's... kind of cute, like a little girl. She continued to stare at that adorable little face, all thoughts of violently kneeing said girl in the stomach floating away. Well... I guess it's not that hot...
Smiling, IF laid her head back and closed her eyes, ready to sleep.
"Give me your pudding..."
On second thought...
"Gyaaaaaah!"
"mn... Nep-Nep...?"
"What was that for, Iffy!?"
"Just get off of me already! I'm sweating here!"
"Huh? Wait, you kicked me because I was just getting cozy with you!?"
"You had your body all over me!"
"That's sooo lewd, Iffy!"
"Don't look at me like that!"
"Mn... Iffy, let's just go back to sleep."
"Ah, Compa, um... you're still holding onto me..."
"...zzz..."
"Compa? Compa!"
"Yeah, she's right! It's still the middle of the night!"
"Hey, wait! Neptune!"
"I'm not going to let go until morning!"
"Get off of me!"
With that, the three girls got a questionably good night's rest.
