I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Kids

Sasuke, Sakura, Itachi, Isamu, Kakashi, Konohamaru, Hiashi, Neji, Kiba, Shino, and Kurenai with her child sit in the waiting room of the Leaf Village hospital.

Kiba: I wonder how it's going in there.

Sakura: I'm sure she's fine, she does have Lady Tsunade and Shizune attending to her personally. We should be more worried about how Naruto's acting in there.

Sasuke: Probably like a jackass.

Hiashi: I'm sure they're fine, you're due soon. Aren't you Sakura?

Sakura: Yeah, I'm expected to go into labor within the next month.

Hiashi: Well, congratulations, things seem to be looking up in our village after so long.

As they talk amongst themselves, Tsunade comes out of the delivery room.

Tsunade: It's finished.

They head to Hinata's hospital room to find an exhausted Hinata and Naruto each holding one of their twins, a boy and a girl.

Sakura: Congratulations, both of you.

Hinata: Thanks.

Sasuke: I'm glad they look like Hinata.

Naruto: Yeah? Well, that's why I had twins while Sakura's only having one child.

Sakura and Hinata just look at each other as their husbands argue.

Sakura: You do realize that we're going to be the adults in our families until these kids grow up right?

Hinata: Yep.

Hiashi: They're so beautiful.

Hinata: Thank you, father.

Hiashi: What are their names?

Hinata: We settled on Shoichi for our son and Sora for our daughter.

Kakashi: What about their surnames? You're a Hyuuga and Naruto's an Uzumaki of the Namikaze clan.

Naruto: Shoichi's surname is Uzumaki since we don't know if I'm the last Uzumaki or not and Namikaze for Sora. We've agreed that our next child will be a Hyuuga.

Hiashi: That's wonderful.

Kurenai: So, did you find the delivery difficult, Hinata?

Hinata: Yes but worth it.

Kurenai: Same for me.

Isamu: I'm going to tell father and grandfather the news.

Isamu flashes out of the delivery room as they all talk amongst themselves, Hinata drifts off into a well deserved sleep.

Naruto: Hey, guys, Hinata's out for the count.

Kurenai: We need to let her rest.

About a month later, they find themselves back for Sakura's delivery.

Hinata: I hope she's alright in there.

Naruto: I'm sure she is, she's a sturdy girl. I wonder if Sasuke's as bad as I was.

Kakashi: What were you like?

Hinata: He was okay.

Naruto: On the outside but I was a mess on the inside, I so was worried about you.

Hinata: So you were worried about me but you aren't worried about Sakura?

Naruto: No, no, I was…

Hinata: I'm just playing with you. So, how are things between you and Konan, Kakashi-sensei?

Kakashi: Oh, things are good.

Naruto can see the confused look on her face from Kakashi ambiguity.

Naruto: Don't worry, he does that.

Itachi: Where are your kids?

Naruto: Oh, they're on the grandparents tour, Hyuuga today then Namikaze. Hey, I heard you got Anko pregnant, looks like the Uchiha clan is making a roaring comeback.

Konohamaru: Grandpa would be proud to see things progressing the way they are in the village.

Lee: Yes, there seems to be an influx of youth within our village.

They watch as Team Guy comes in.

Naruto: Hey, guys and Guy. Yo, Lee, you alright man? I mean, I remember you had that crush on Sakura too.

Lee: I am doing fine, Naruto. Thank you for asking, I have been getting closer to a young woman from Tanzaku Town as of late.

Naruto: Awesome.

Guy: Ha, ha, yes. To be young and in love.

Tsunade: Okay, it's done.

They visit Sakura to find her and Sasuke with their son.

Naruto: Okay, first things first, we have to make sure that this kid doesn't become a total douche because I hear it's hereditary. Come on people I need ideas.

Sasuke: Yeah, how about I stab you in the head a couple of times.

Sakura: Hey, guys, I just had a baby. You wanna cut the shit there?

Naruto: Sorry, so what's his name?

Sasuke: Hajime, Hajime Uchiha.

Sakura: We chose the name because he's the beginning or our new clan.

Naruto: So, what are you guys going to do about a place to live? If you're going to restart your clan, you're going to need something better than Sasuke's crappy ass apartment. Why don't you talk to Tsunade about having that ANBU who can somehow make a house? That's a weird ass jutsu to have.

Sasuke: Itachi and I are reopening our clan district.

Itachi: It's time.

Naruto: Cool, you know that guy made the whole Namikaze compound outside the village? I wish he wasn't an ANBU so I can ask him how the hell does it?

A week later, both families were having a get together with their friends to celebrate the rebirth of the Uchiha clan when Shoichi and Hajime needed to be changed.

Sakura: Hoo, time for a change.

Sasuke: I'll do it Sakura.

Naruto: Me too, Hinata. I'll change Shoichi.

As they lay their sons on the table, Naruto takes a moment to jab at Sasuke.

Naruto: I just noticed, my son's bigger than yours.

They take their diapers off.

Sasuke: Not where it counts.

Naruto: What?

Naruto notices what Sasuke means.

Naruto: Don't worry, son, it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean.

Tsunade starts laughing.

Tsunade: Jiraiya told you that, didn't he?

Naruto: Yeah, how'd you know?

Tsunade: 'Cuz I told him that when he showed it to me once.

Naruto: Well, his will grow and he may be as big as me. Right, Hinata?

She doesn't say anything which makes him a bit nervous.

Naruto: Hinata?

Hinata: I love you, don't worry about it.

Sasuke could only laugh as Naruto stands in the corner almost crying while Hinata tells everyone she's just playing. 12 years later, having graduated, Hajime and Sora sit in the academy class waiting for their jonin to arrive.

Hajime: Where's your brother?

Sora: I don't know, but he's going to make us look bad on the first day.

A few minutes later, Shoichi walks in with a huge grin on his face.

Hajime: What are you so happy about?

Shoichi: Smell my finger.

Hajime: I'm not falling for that again.

Shoichi: Man, just smell it.

Hajime takes a whiff of an unfamiliar scent.

Hajime: What the hell is that?

Shoichi: Choji's niece.

Hajime: Choji's niece?

He thinks for a moment then it sinks in.

Hajime: Oh. I didn't know you were into big girls.

Shoichi: What? There's nothing wrong with a big girl, I don't even believe in exterior beauty. There are only levels of attraction, you're either attracted to someone or not. At least, that's what I think.

Hajime: Wow, man, that's really mature of you.

Shoichi: Besides, I'm an equal opportunity fingerer, I'll finger anything. I'll finger a big girl, skinny girl, muscular girl, tall girl, short girl, older chick. Oh, god, an older chick would be great. Shoot, I'd finger you if you were a girl.

Hajime: I wouldn't let you.

Sora: It's nice to see who the brains of this outfit is.

Shoichi: I'm telling you man, fingering is awesome.

Konohamaru: Wait 'til you try fucking.

Shoichi: Hey, Konohamaru.

Konohamaru: That's Konohamaru-sensei to you.

Hajime: You're our sensei?

Konohamaru: Mm-hmm. You're fathers wanted to be your sensei but they couldn't come to grips so you're mothers made them let me do it.

Shoichi: Cool.

Sora: At least the teams balanced now, two intelligent people and two morons.

Hajime: Hey, come on, I'm not that bad. Am I, Sora?

Sora: Well, when you get around him.

Hajime: Sensei, can we trade teammates with another team?

Konohamaru: No. Now, we all know each other so we can skip the introductions. Now, meet me at the training grounds tomorrow and don't eat any breakfast, dinner's optional but I'd advise against it.

Hajime: Why?

Konohamaru: Because throwing up on your first training session is not a good look. Until tomorrow.

They adjourn to their homes for the day, Shoichi and Sora head home to find their father complaining to their mother and the visiting Tsunade and Shizune.

Naruto: I'm tired of this clan head crap, that son of a bitch, Isamu is gonna get a flashy kick in the nuts.

Flashback, Raiden steps down as head of the Namikaze Clan.

Keiji: Are you sure, father?

Raiden: Yes, it's time for me to enjoy my old age, the clan is in your hands now, Keiji.

Keiji: Yes, father, I'll do my best to lead this clan as you did. My only hope is that I'll be half the leader you are.

Raiden: Thanks, I have the utmost confidence in you, my son. Who will be your successor?

Keiji: Isamu, of course.

Isamu: Oh, no, no, not me. That's not me, baby.

Keiji: Really?

Isamu: I don't think I'd be a good leader. How about Naruto here?

Naruto: What?

End flashback.

Hinata: You know, you shouldn't really be complaining.

Tsunade: Especially since it's good practice for when Kakashi steps down and you become hokage.

Naruto: I don't want to be hokage.

Shizune: I thought it was you're dream.

Tsunade: Yeah, what about that big speech you gave me?

Naruto: I only wanted to be hokage so people would acknowledge me and stop disrespecting me. I don't have that problem anymore.

Shoichi: Hey, dad, why didn't you tell us that Konohamaru was going to be our sensei?

Naruto: Because, you're shinobi of the village now, that aspect of your lives has nothing to do with us unless we happen to be on a mission together. Speaking of missions, the clan head successor crap doesn't leave a lot of time for missions with me having to follow Keiji around all of the time. And with training these two, it's going to be awhile until the next installment of the Make-Out Series comes out.

Tsunade: Why the hell did you continue that anyway?

Naruto: To remember Sage. So, what happened you two?

Sora: Konohamaru-sensei came in and introduced himself, then he told us not to eat breakfast before we meet him at the training grounds tomorrow.

Naruto: He told you not to eat breakfast?

Tsunade: He must be doing…that.

Shoichi and Sora notices the look of sheer terror on Tsunade and Naruto's faces.

Shoichi: What?

Sora: What's wrong?

Naruto: Oh, man, I can't believe he's going to have you guys doing that.

Tsunade: And it's just their first day on the job.

Shoichi: Mom?

Hinata: I'm sorry, I don't even know. I don't come from their tree of shinobi.

Naruto: Look, I'm giving you guys the day off to get ready but whatever you do, don't eat breakfast.

Shoichi: Yeah, he said that we don't want to throw it up.

Naruto: That's if you're lucky.

Shoichi and Sora head upstairs, leaving an amused Naruto and Tsunade and a confused Hinata.

Hinata: What's so funny?

Naruto: Because if they were smart, they'd eat breakfast.

Tsunade: They aren't doing anything that difficult, it's just a simple teamwork exercise.

Shizune: I've never had a team but from what I understand, it's more mental than anything.

Hajime returns home with his cousin, Itachi's son, Michio, to the Uchiha clan district where the members of their fledgling clan waited on them.

Sasuke: How'd it go?

Hajime: Just like you said but you didn't tell me the Konohamaru was going to be our sensei.

Sasuke: You're going to have to learn that there'll be things that we can't tell you.

Sakura: Don't be so cold, Sasuke.

Michio: Our team got Udon.

Hajime: Hey, dad, Konohamaru-sensei told us not to eat breakfast, can you tell me why?

Michio: Yeah, Udon-sensei told me the same thing.

Sasuke: All I can tell you is that your mother and I didn't listen and ate breakfast.

Hajime: What happened?

Sakura: It was the worst experience of my life. Outside of missions, the only pain I've ever felt that was worse than that is child birth.

Anko: I've only heard about the affects of the training and uh, you heard of Orochimaru, right?

Hajime: Yeah?

Anko: Well, I'd rather work for him again and, uh, he went through that that too. You'd better go get some rest.

Hajime and Michio leave to get ready, Sakura hugs Sasuke.

Sakura: That was kinda mean, don't you think?

Sasuke: Hell, we went through it.

Itachi: What is it exactly? I know it's called the bell test but that's about it.

They explain the bell test to him.

Itachi: That's it?