Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

A/N: Yeah…I made another "How to Annoy" fanfic because I haven't been that open minded lately. I promise my next fanfic will be actually a story. Oh…If your a Sasuke fan girl I suggest you get out of here NOW.

15 Ways to Make Uchiha Sasuke Want to Use Chidori on You

1 Ask him if he's EVER gonna kill Itachi.

2. Quote his brothers last words to him on the night he wiped out the entire clan over and over again.

3. Tell him he shouldn't be ashamed of being gay.

4. Ask him if he uses hair gel or herbal escence to make his hair look like that.

5. Brag about how cool Itachi is.

6. Ask him if being an ass hole runs in the family.

7. Tell him the Uchiha crest looks like a pokeball on a stick.

8. Tell him his hair reminds you of the back of a cockatoo's head.

9. Ask how his parents are doing.

10. Grab him by the shoulders and scream in his ear," There coming! The leprechauns are coming!"

11. Force him to do the cinnamon test. (A/N: eating a full table spoon of cinnamon without spiting it out.)

12. Film him spitting it out.

13. Put it on you tube.

14. Narrate everything he does in 3rd person.

15. Tell him you know this guy, who knows this guy, who knows this guy, who knows this guy's cousin, who has a brother, who has a girlfriend who knows this guy, who has a friend, who has an uncle who once knew this man, who had a father, who knew this guy, who had a friend who knew…Crispin Freeman.

A/N: No need to tell me it sucked because I kida figured that out on my own. But I would apreciate it if you could R & R. Thanks.