Hello guys- me again. This story is yada yada, yes I know it's another truth or dare story, but they are just so funny. I was staring me in the face and I just had to write it. I tried to make it funny; but I have no idea if it is or not, you guys must know how hard it is to know if your jokes are funny or not. This story is for Me, Jenny and Leo – we are the Queens of funnyism.
Disclaimer: I would like to take this opportunity to say that I do not own Twilight, or Jasper; however Jackson Rathbone and I are now dating…I wish.
Alice POV
'Oh my God, YES! This is going to be so much fun!' I shouted as I removed myself from Jasper's lap, retrieved the book from his hands and placed it on to our large bed.
'What is it, baby?!' He asked as he also jumped up with a grin, hands flailing in the air, feeling my excitement, at least I hope he was, he better not have been taking the piss.
I got up onto the bed and began to jump with glee, 'I just had a vision, and we are all going to play TRUTH OR DARE!' I answered with enthusiasm. Jasper raised an eyebrow. 'AND, Bella is also going to play.' A smile crept onto Jasper's face; I knew how much he and Emmett loved to see Bella embarrassed and red-cheeked. I could tell that Jasper then had a rethink as his smile sank into a frown.
'Alice, my love, do you not remember what happened the last time we played truth or dare?' I gave him my puppy dog eyes, he resisted. 'Look, sweetie, all I'm saying is that I just don't want to see Emmett do or even try anything like that again, and to be honest, I don't think that Esme has properly forgiven us for it yet.' As Jasper finished his Oscar-winning speech, he placed his hands around my waist and effortlessly lifted me off of the bed and positioned me weightlessly onto the floor. I wrapped my arms around his neck, went on tip-toes, sighed and gave him a peck on the lips.
I then had a peek into the future.
'Whatever, I'm off to tell Emmett about the game; I hope to God that he will be more excited than you. And I will see you down stairs soon, 11 minutes and 37 seconds to be exact. Love you.' I said to Jasper as I walked daintily, even for a vampire, out of our bedroom.
I heard Jasper sigh loudly and then reply with a soft 'Love you, too. Even though you make me play ridiculous games.' God, he was such a drama queen.
I skipped at a vampire-ish pace down the stairs and into the front room where Emmett and Rosalie were sitting playing on the playstation. I sat on the arm of the chair that Rose was sitting on as I decided to let them finish the game that they were playing. I think that it was one of Jasper's war games.
'Take that, bitch!' Emmett yelled at Rosalie as he killed one of her army men. This made me raise my eyebrows and wait in anticipation for Rose's reply.
'Emmett, darling, watch it, or no bedroom business for a week.' I smirked at her punishment.
'But Rosie-' Emmett began before she cut him off.
'Shut it Emmett, or else it's two weeks.' I let out a stifled laugh against a cushion I was holding to my mouth; as serious as Rose sounded, there was no way that she could go without 'bedroom business' with Emmett for a day, let alone two weeks.
As Emmett was looking defeated, I decided that I would cheer him up. 'Hey, guess what Em?!' I asked him as I pranced across the room to sit on the sofa next to him.
'What is it Alice? For the last time, I am not going to wear a pink shirt.' He answered rather rudely I thought.
'Only real men wear pink.' I muttered under my breath as quietly as I could, although I knew that Emmett could still hear it. 'Anyway. As I was saying; I had a vision. And we're going to play...drum roll please,' Emmett began to tap quickly against his thigh, 'TRUTH OR DARE!' I let it out with a smile. Emmett's face was that of pure happiness, but Rosalie had a frown on. Jesus, what was wrong with these Hale children – first Jasper and now Rose?
'NO WAY! Alice, you are pure genius!' Emmett shouted as he placed his large arms around my small frame and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
'Woooow there Emmett, watch it. Your gunna kill my wife. Not that you can of course.' Said Jasper coming into the room, dressed in a pink shirt I noticed. It didn't prove anything though; I already knew that he was a real man if you know what I mean *wink*.
'Dude, looking very erm…gay, in that shirt of yours.' Emmett said as I shot him a death glare from beside him. 'Jeez, I'm sorry, Alice, you don't have to look at me like that. I suppose I have to be nice to you; and in that, your husband, as you had the fantabulous idea to play TRUTH OR DARE! Hehe' I sent him an angelic smile, or a cheesy grin, whichever, after he said that.
'God on high water. Why is it that when anybody mentions truth or dare around here, they have to shout it?' Asked Jasper as he directed his gaze over to where Emmett and I were seated. Honestly; sometimes he was just so naïve. I just shrugged at him. He went over and sat on the arm rest next to Rosalie where I was previously seated. 'Fine, whatever, Alice, you just have to know that you're going to be the one who tells Edward that Bella has to play as well. You know how he can't stand Bella getting embarrassed.' That sly husband of mine, I made myself feel great hate for him at that moment making sure that he would pick it up in tidal waves; however, we could read each other so well that he knew that these emotions I was sending him were fake. I won't have to tell Edward anyway; he can just read my mind. At that moment, Edward walked in gracefully through the front door as Bella tripped in.
So, Edward…. I began in my mind.
I thought that that was pretty good. And we haven't even got to the game itself yet. Next chapter will be Edward, Bella, Carlisle and Esme finding out about the game and joining. Please review so that I know whether or not to post the next chapter. I want at least 5. I'm so greedy – that's what you get for being English.
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