Title: When All Other Lights Go Out

Author: Autumn

Ego mail: dyslexic_crisco_penguin_fiend@hotmail.com

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters.

Archive: DH

A/N: Based on the movie-line challenge issued by Autumn, the smartest
person EVER!
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*breaking glass and sparks*
"Ow!"

"Hit the lights"

*click*

"Didn't work?"

"No, the light is suddenly as indistinguishable as night time."

"Gee Logan, is that sarcasam I detect."

"Sarcasam? Never."

"Alright. Stop playing around, use the light."

"I am NOT using that thing."

"Logan, what did it say on the back?"

"For use, when all the damn lights go out."

"So...."

"No."

"Don't be an idiot!"

"I don't want too. I can see."

"Well the rest of us can't"

"Come on."

"No."

"Turn it on sugar, or I'll beat your ass and turn it on myself!"

"I'd pay money to see that."

"Shut up dick!"

"Rogue's right. If I could see anything, I would have levitated it
over here already. Just turn the damn light on!"

"No"

"Yes" Jean, Scott and Rogue shouted.

"Fine."

*a brief jumbling around as the light is fitted into the plug.
Seconds later the room is bathed in soft light.*

Jean and Scott stare at the light.

"You, you have a nightlight Logan?"

"No Jean, he has a Power Puff Girls nightlight. Logan, I suddenly
understand your hostility."

--Fin