Yosemite Sam was elected as a Senator from Texas with NRA backing due to his love of guns. Tonight, he was to give his first speech at a convention center in Downtown Houston off of Highway 59, but was in for a surprise.

The audience members clapped as Yosemite stormed up to the podium.

Yosemite(shouting): "Ya varmits need ta hear dis. Not only did da Founding Fathers fought for da right to hold guns, but dey backed dis "welfare in da consitution, which ah need cause' I shot mysulf in da face thrice when tryin' to catch dat rabbit on Tuesday."

NRA member 1: "Welfare is lazy, it promotes sloth and leads to the murder of countless unborn babies."

NRA member 2: "As manly men, we don't need this coddling by government known as welfare. I kept working on an oil rig even after I lost two fingers in an accident. "

Yosemite(shouting): "Ya seem to be stoopid, even stoopider than dat rabbit."
NRA members 1 and 2: We are smarter than you, as you are lazy and never have caught that rabbit. Also, that rabbit should get a gun to defend itself from you and your incompetence."

NRA member 3(who is anthropomorphic rifle): "May I speak for a minute, why aren't we talking about hunting and the serious crisis of deer overpopulation. Thinning out of the herd is a great-"

NRA members 1 and 2 and Yosemite: "Here, we fight for da right to screw da government to strangle tyrany, not dose deers."
NRA member 3 ran out of the room, crying tears of bullets out of its "mouth".

Yosemite(shouting): "Also, why can't ah man marrry his pistol; I luv Bette as much as dat rabbit loves dat duck"

NRA members 1 and 2 : "The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman for the purpose of procreation. Marrying a pistol is a sign you are going to hell."
Yosemite Sam then concluded his speech and stormed out of room.

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