Vira- Hey guys we're back!

Shadow: Well…not back per see….since we didn't have and fanfics in the first place…..-innocent look-

Vira- your being mean… oh well your back at my place for once which means… A NEW FANFIC!!! of a completely different anime…

Shadow: (the words "New" and "different anime" being used loosely 'cause we didn't have any other fics. I swear it! –innocent smile-)

End note

Sora

I glanced over at the jocks beside me and sighed. Thinking about boys is one thing but turning to the dude next to you and saying that guy's got a hot ass would be a major no-no in jock society. At least that's

what my bitch of a friend Riku informed me when he caught me drooling over some fag.

My only problem is… I can't get it out of my head. I need to spazz.

I looked up at the teacher in front of me and almost puked at the thought of telling Marluxia about the hot guy in his class. The teacher would probably begin talking in detail about his gay sex life, basically reciting porn to the class.

This could be entertaining. I changed my mind when I noticed him pose with his servant throwing flower petals all around. Never mind. I don't need that kind of horror in my life.

I pouted and then jumped and fell out of my desk to the side where one of my legs was still in my desk but the rest of me was falling on the side. My shoulders and head were on the ground but the rest of me was in the air or leaning on the desk. It was awkward and I was too stunned to move.

"Get up you fucking moron." Riku growled and kicked me in the back. He was sitting in the desk in front of where I was currently stuck… I'm unable to get up. A boy scowled and got up walking up to me. It was Roxas. He was the guy I had been checking out.

I blinked in surprise as he hoisted me up and tossed me against my desk. I groaned in pain and almost blushed in surprise. He's the sexy bastard I've been idolizing over but it doesn't matter. The fucktard's probably straight.

I glared at Roxas and then turned to Marluxia who was right in front of my face making me jump back and land on the desk behind me. "Damn it!" I shouted angrily looking up at Roxas's amused smirk. I cursed again only under my breath and shoved Marluxia away from me.

"You are the biggest klutz in the world." Marluxia informed me with a smile. I gave him a death glare and tried to calm myself. Of course it was hard to do this when the whole class was laughing at me except for Roxas and Riku. Riku was too busy shaking his head at me with his normal disapproving look.

Roxas was busying himself with reading some book while I was trying not to die in front of the class. I hate this fucking school. This world needs people like me in it apparently.

People like me make the world laugh… people like me also go suicidal.

There's another option. Kill all those who laughed and then dominate the world!!!!!!

I need to get out more… and stop humiliating myself.

Roxas

My nose was buried deep inside my book. The cover proclaimed it as the Demonata book 5 but in all reality.....it was The Notebook. So sew me. I was a sap. And my face was shoved so far into the book it probably had an imprint. That Sora kid....is hot. And I completely picked him up and threw him back in his seat. I wish my parents hadn't forced me to be in this class. Honestly, who needs to take a class on sex ed? The plug goes inside the socket and that's that. You don't need a class on that.

But apparently you do.

High school is completely fucked up.

....no pun intended.

But as I was saying, I don't see why we need a sex ed class. Or why all we learn about in the class is about the teacher's sex life. Ok, maybe I get the second one, but still. In a way, though, I'm glad I have this class, if only because I get to see Sora. But he's a jock and they're never gay. It's a rule. You can't change in the boy's locker room in front of everyone and have them change in front of you if you were gay. And I guess I get the logic. But still, no jock is gay. Period. End of discussion.

When I deemed it safe, I pried my face from my book only to find that Marluxia had launched into another one of his, cough cough, stories aka, mindless pornos. So I went back to my book, actually reading now. When the bell for the end of class rang I was the first one out the door and into the hallway, book in my left hand back pack swung across my torso. I was heading to my next class when I heard his voice behind me, like everyday. and like everyday I listened to the voice, not paying attention to what was said, just the melody of it, as he talked to his friend. though, sadly, halfway down the main hallway I always had to turn down a different hall cause. I had a different class than him. Chemistry. With Vexen. Gag me with a spoon. Vexen was obsessive, with his work, his research, with perfection, with everything. it was annoying. he was also very moody. like bite your head off one second and 'you're my favorite student' the next.

I sometimes decidedly was late to his class to follow Sora to his next class and then hide in the bathroom so as no to go to class. But I swear I wasn't stalking him. And no I wasn't jealous one bit that Riku had next period with him.

I slumped into my seat dejectedly, thinking of afore mentioned brunette and sighing. I was a nobody; he was a jock-a somebody. We clashed so badly but I couldn't help who my hormones went rabid over. I wish I could. Sighing again I read my book all period, not caring about what Vexen was saying and him not caring if I was paying attention. It was my grade anyway.

Sora

I walked into my stupid English 3 class. It sucked for one since I speak English but am currently failing the class. How fucking retarded. That's what Riku tended to inform me on a daily basis. The stupid bitch always acts better than me.

I sat down grumpily then tried to run out of the room when a substitute entered the class. It was Zexion, the biggest PMSing bitch the world has ever seen in a male or female alike. The stupid bastard just loves subbing. Leon is the normal teacher.

Zexion grabbed me before I could escape and threw me to the ground and tackled me. "This is called PDA don't do this in school." Zexion informed everyone making the class sweat drop as I tried to throw the son of a bitch off of me. The bastard actually thought he was being funny.

"Sit down, moron." Riku sighed and motioned to the open desk beside him. I groaned and sat down ignoring the whispers of shock and horror that mirrored my own feelings of violation and bitterness towards having a whole period with this dumbass as a teacher. "Stop sulking just because he touched you in a bad spot." My supposed friend Riku said with a light smirk of his own.

I glowered at him and began to sulk. The jerk was trying to humiliate me again! That bastard! Literally but I don't want to get into that right now. Not during my sulk-time.

"Okay whatever read a fucking book everyone and be happy I'm not making you pick up Twilight." Zexion called out to everyone. No one said a word but just stared at him. When he took out his copies of Stephanie Meyer's crappy romance novels everyone suddenly had a book in their hand except me.

"Do you want to read this?" Riku asked holding out the book Wuthering Heights out to me. I looked at it and shook my hand grabbing the book Princess Bride instead. (Vira-If you haven't read the book or seen the movie then just to let you know this is not a girly book. It's hilarious and amazing!)

Suddenly my book was stolen from my hands by a very pissed off looking Zexion. "I thought you never read… I wanted you to read this… so I guess I'll be forcing you to as your substitute." He smirked and handed me Twilight. I looked at it in complete and utter rage and hatred.

"I hope you burn in hell." I said softly with killer intent in my eyes. He smirked at this and leaned forward with his lips against my ear.

"Once you figure out your gay… I'll fuck you into hell little jock." He replied. I stared at him with wide eyes making Riku look at me curiously.

"What'd the fucking fag say to you?" He asked but I was in too much shock to reply.

Roxas

You see, there was one problem with Vexen, you know other than the extreme OCD, and he always tried to talk to me. I hate teachers like that; kids that don't talk normally do so for a reason.

"Hey Roxas, did you know-"

"No, and I don't care." I answer grumpily.

"Well then do you know that-"

"Honestly I couldn't care less."

"Well, Zexion's subbing for Leon's English 3 class. He seems to really like that Sora kid." Vexen muses. Unconsciously I slammed my book shut on my desk, seething. Half of the class was looking at me.

"Can I go to the bathroom?" I choke out proud I could get that much out.

"Yeah, sure, sure." Vexen waves his hand in the air dismissively and I all but sprint out the door and down the hall to Sora's class, slamming the door open. The whole class stairs at me and I feel my face go so red it probably wasn't even red anymore. I blink and sprint away to the nearest bathroom locking myself in the first stall, curling up on the toilet seat. Forcing my blush down by scowling at the door and forcing my breath to be even. What the fuck was I gonna do anyway? Remember, he's a jock. A jock. You know, synonymous with straight.

Ok, so, I was going to go in there and try to get Zexion to back off of Sora. But I was the anti-social, stoic, nobody that righted Sora in his seat last period. And if I told Zexion to back off then that's mean admitting I liked Sora. And that just didn't go over well with me. Like at all.

Besides wasn't that illegal? Considering Sora's a minor. And not consenting. So wait, with proof I could sue Zexion. Or at the very least make him loose his job. If I could get proof. But I'm not supposed to care about anything, so why would I care about this? God my life is fucked up.

Zexion. Away from Sora. Without everything being obvious. ....when'd u become such a goddamned girl? Fuck man, I mean I'm gay but, god.

I silently stand up and unlock the stall exiting the bathroom, going back to Sora's classroom and standing outside at just the right angle that I could see Sora but no one could see me standing there while I thought. Wait a second....was he reading....oh my god he was reading Twilight Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. Dear god, why the hell....? well, I guess one gets to choose what they read. And Zexion. Was looking at him. Like....like...like that. Fuck, I wanted to beat him into the next century. Or next era. Which ever came last. Sora was making faces at his book and trying not to gag. Oh good, so he doesn't like it so....wait.....is Zexion.....? that bastard.

But I still couldn't do anything without proper proof. But then again suspension's never stopped me before....

And I barge in again. "Twilight's so stupid!" oh fuck, here I go. Dear lord save me. "Edward's gay and Jacob's a pedophile! I mean, seriously. He was 'in love' with Bella and then she has a kid and he goes 'oh, my bad, I love your new born daughter not you and I ask your permission to be her boyfriend' what the fuck?! Seriously. And why, exactly, do you think the real reason Edward left in New Moon was? Probably to fuck one of the guys up in Alaska. And he's so fucking ugly in the movie. And so is Jacob. And the whole thing just made want to splatter my brains all over the back of the chair I was sitting in or wall I was leaning against. And Edward fricken stalked Bella, and god only knows if he didn't rape her while he was 'watching her sleep and listing to her talk'. The fuck?!"

Zexion blinks at me from behind his hair. "Why do you care and why are you here?" My face goes uber red as I sprint from the classroom again and go straight to my own lumping down in my seat and burring my face in my arms. Well fuck.

Sora

I just watched Roxas during his rant with slight interest and smirked. The poor kid's going insane. Just as the blushing boy ran out of the room I got a bathroom pass from Zexion and followed Roxas. He walked into the Chemistry class taught by Vexen.

Sadly I'm not allowed within fifty feet of his room. I glanced through the door's window and blinked in surprise. Roxas was trying to ignore Vexen as the guy tried to talk to him. I sighed and opened the door with a light blush that I doubt anyone could see. "Hey Roxas." I said with a smile.

The guy turned to look at me slowly then hid his face in his Demonata book. "Hi…" He said from behind it. I blinked and then grinned. The guy seems a bit shy. Just a bit.

"I just wanted to say-" Instantly Vexen cut me off with his sputtering and angry glares while he pointed his finger at me. The guy looked seriously ticked off.

"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!" The teacher bellowed. His entire face was red as he stood in between me and his precious research on his desk. Last time I was here I accidently set it on fire… repeatedly.

"Well Roxas I just wanted to tell you that I admired you for just coming out and declaring your thoughts like that. It inspired me." I said softly with a warm smile. He looked at me from over his book as the rest of the class giggled.

"Shut the fuck up!" Roxas growled and turned to me with a glare and light pout on his lips. I doubt anyone else but me noticed the cute little pucker of his lips. "Fine I get it now get the fucking hell out of here."

I took this as my cue to begin leaving the room. Outside the class door Riku was waiting for me. He smacked me in the back of the head and dragged me by my arm back to my class. It was obvious he was being a bitch and getting mad at me for no reason again.

"I just needed to thank him for standing up and saying what he thought… even though he wasn't even in that class with us." I informed him with a shrug. Riku glared at me and moaned.

"You're a fucking fag at times." He explained and then turned me around and ran a hand through my hair and put his lips on my forehead. "I can tell you're sweating."

I took a step back and stared at him in horror. "I didn't know you had a sweat fetish… get your own and lick it off yourself not me please." I cried and rushed into the classroom. Zexion glanced up at me from his book then rolled his eyes.

"Who the fuck was the brat who ran in here, was he one of Axel's hubbies?" He asked making the whole class gasp in shock then shrug. No one in here really cared about that sort of thing. I mean Axel's one lucky chick for getting Roxas's attention if that's true.

I pouted angrily and thought back on his cute expression when he noticed me coming into the room. I wonder if he was just trying to give the teacher a good enough distraction that I wouldn't have to read much of the book. Huh that's awfully nice of him!

Roxas is just so cute! I want to turn him into a plushie and sleep with him every night!

"Quit thinking gay thoughts." Riku whispered making me turn and stick my tongue out at him. The boy smirked and turned back to his stupid romance book and then tried my best not to spazz too much in my head. Apparently Riku's got some super powers I wasn't aware of.

I eyed him suspiciously. Hey I wonder if he's a fag too. That'd be hot but I'm not really into him. Roxas is the shit right now so I could care less about my sexy friend. Then again is he really sexy when he's always so mean to me?

I pondered this for a moment then shook my head. "Nope he's still sexy." I said softly aloud. The only people who heard me were Riku, Zexion, and somehow I had a feeling Roxas heard me as well.

Roxas

Sora followed me to class. ....hold that thought why isn't Sora allowed in Vexen's room anyway? Well, I guess I'd have to ask, because, apparently now I'm a somebody and we're on talking terms. ....I think that was one of the world's fastest and weirdest friendship-starter-things. Nope he's still sexy. Fuck. I know that was Sora. Don't ask me how, I just did. But was he....was he talking about me or someone else? Fuck. If he already had someone then what just happened was now void. Fuck. Oh well, who cares. It'll just be competition then. One I'll probably lose 'cause I don't know him all that well. ....fuck this.

"Hey Vexen?" I ask pulling my face from my book just now realizing that he was going on and on about something that I, of course wasn't paying attention to.

He sighs. "Yes what is it?"

"Can I......ummmm.....go to the nurse? I'm not feeling too well." I couldn't ask to use the restroom again. That'd look odd.

"Yes you can go stalk your boyfriend. Take your stuff with you, I know you won't be back before class is over." Vexen sighs.

Flushing slightly I gather my stuff gently slipping my book in my bag and leaving the class with all eyes on me. This'll be fun. I walk, yes walk, I have some restraint sometimes you know, all the way to Sora's class, watching him from the window. For the rest of the period. The bell rings and I step to the side to let all the kids out of the class, Sora and Riku among the firsts.

"Um, hey, Sora," I say eyes to the side slightly, nervous.

"Holy crap, what are you doing here three seconds after the bell rang?" Sora asks with a start and backing into Riku some. The silver-ette wraps an arm around Sora's waist pulling him slightly closer. Fuck, he was talking about someone else when he said he was still sexy. FML. Oh well. You have to finish what you start.

"Um, well, I thought maybe we could walk to our next period....you know....together...." My voice slowly got softer as I talked. I shifted my weight for one foot to the other, adjusting my backpack nervously.

"Oh, okay sure," He smiled and pulled away from Riku and elbowed him in the ribs. We start down the hall. "Soooo.....what's up?" Sora asks slightly awkward.

"Um, (I've been stalking you all day and I'm trying to figure out if you're going out with someone and if you're gay....) nothing really. Wondering why you're not allowed within fifty feet of Vexen's room."

"Oh, that..... I kinda maybe accidentally set his research on fire....? maybe." He smiles innocently at me.

"Kinda maybe accidentally?" I ask amused.

"Ok...so I was playing with a flammable spray and....well....there' were matches...and, well....and then flames, and it was kinda pretty, but that's not what you're asking about..." he answers sheepishly looking at his feet as we near our next period.

Vira- no freedom of creativity

Shadow: this is so totally not a new fandom because this is so totally our first fic (and, no I'm not completely out of it and making some of the weirdest/funniest typos in history of my typos...) plus we disclaim. All character credits go to SquareEnix. Like we could make a game like Kingdom Hearts and make it make sense. Much less keep coupling out of it. XD

Vira- I'm Sora In the fic by the way... and no I didn't know that apparently the game is owned by SquareEnix... why does it need two e's right beside each other anyway? It's just confused.

Shadow: And I'm so totally not about to come down off a Caffeine high and I'm not spazzing and why yes, I'm completely sane. And the people in white are my FRIENDS!!!

Vira- yes that spazzed out fucktard is Roxas in the fic. No wonder he's such a pansy jk jk she'd murder me if I was serious... –pretends not to be serious-

Shadow: fuck you. –attacks and then gets pwned- I epik phail^w^