Chapter 1

A/N: Speshul thangks to my fren Ashley Hanks for profredding this chaptur for me!!!!1!1!!! Revew it plzzz n tell me what u tink of it?!!!

Hi, I'm Grotesque Stove Im'Moral AntiChrist-SunBea and I have lots of pimples on my face becoz I fell on a magic stove (thats how I got my name). My pimpels are fryed and maybe just a bit burnt and a lot of people tell me I look horrorific. I'm a wizard and i go to a magic school called Hogwarts which is in England and i'm eighteen and in my fourth year becos I got held back a few years.

I want to bea Goth, but I'm really a prep at heart. I wear mostly blak, and all my cloths come from Torrid and Hot Topic.

Today I was wearing a black miniskirt (geddit, cos I was crossdressing) and black fishnet stockings and I had matching fishnets on my arms and face. I had a black leather boob tube on and strappy pink high heels. I took out my makeup box and put on white foundation with blak lipstick. Then I drawed on black eyeliner and black eyeshadow.

I walked outside the syltherin common room. The black sun was on my face and I was very happy. A lot of preps and goffs stared at my clothes. I shouted "i hope satan strikes you down" (geddit, cos Im a satanist) at them. Suddenly I fell asleep!

"Hey Grotsk!" (dats my nickname) shotted a voice. I woke up. It was... Petey Bun!

"Petey! What's up?" I asked.

"Nothing," Petey sed, "Well, maybe just a bun..."

"Eh?" I said. I heard my friends call me and I started walking away.

"Don't! Stop walking away! Come back!" he shouted. "I wanted to invit you to my birthday concert at Hogsmeade. MCR is going to b there."

"ZOMGZ! MCR!??" I shooted passively. "No wai!" I had bin dying to see MCR (My Chemical Romance for u prepz out there), and Petey Bun askin me out to see them woz juz the cherry on the cak.

I hemmd and hawd, pretending that I didnt wonna go, but in the end I sed yes.

"Great!" he said happyli, smilig at me, trembleng wifth happlyness.

"I'll meet u at the Hoggwerts exit then." I said, walking to my frends. We wer discuzzing wut I was gonna wear when suddenly...

A/N: Hahnaz nice cliffhangor rite!? Iz it gud? Tell me thankgzz!