Hello Everyone,
I wasn't so sure about doing this, but after seeing so many of my siblings and my dad get into the spirit of things thought this would be an ideal oppurtunity to put myself out there. Who am I? Why none other then Washington, and no not the capitol the country...I am the state. Yes there is a Washington State...(seriously people have forgotten there were 50 states before...you can't see but I am facepalming). So go ahead and write or email me, I'll be sure to get both and reply as soon as I can.
"Aren't you forgetting someone?" says a looming bigfoot.
Oh right, you can also send emails and letters to Bigfoot. He lives with me of course, since he spends the most time at my house.
"Well what can I say, you have good coffee which I get for free and I get the latest upgrades for my computer and cell phone before anyone else."
Hey that's secret! Well anyway that's it for me the Evergreen State. Afterall there is more to me then just cliche vampires, coffee, microsoft, and apples. Hope to get some messages, I look forward to making good relations with the world.
"Take care and before anyone asks yes I can talk, what? Just because I happen to be half wild animal you don't think I have a decent vocabulary and have nothing better to do then hike through mountains and scare hunters and tourists? If so your Racist!"
Bigfoot...just shut up and go play Left 4 Dead 2.
"Fine...but I'm blogging this! Nessie and Tony will sure to be on my side".
And so the big hairy creature will sulk for three hours...why did I ever agree to let him room with me? No one answer that...hope to here some replies and now I'm off to find some bear traps.
Sincerely,
Willow E. Jones.
