Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.
"Yo Yuki! Wake up, fool! Before Rin gets here." Mahi yelled at her cousin.
"5 more hours..." she muttered, drooling.
"We don't have 5 freakin hours! Get up!" Mahi slapped her. Yuki sat up and put a hand on her cheek.
"Oooooooouuuuuuuuucha..."
"Finally!"
"Dude...you ruined my dream of hot guys..."
"And that's what it'll always be...a dream that will never come true!" Yuki put a hand on her chest, upset.
"That's so hurtful..." However she recovered quickly. "I gotta go pee."
She stood up and walked towards the bathroom. However, she was in there for hours and when Mahi finally decided to open the door, she found Yuki slumped over the toilet, sleeping.
"Fool! Wake up before I bitch slap you all the way back to the Johto region!"
Yuki woke up, dazed. "Huh? What?"
Awkward silence...They laughed.
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"Okay..." Yuki started on her plan to ditch Rin. "Okay soldiers! You are the top marines. The 'Package' will be arriving here in T-minus ten mintues. And we only got T-minus eight minutes to ditch the thing! Okay...the 'Package' will be entering through the Alpha Entrance. We will be leaving through the Beta Entrance...In case you don't know, alpha means front and beta means back."
Mahi nodded..."Ohhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Okay soldiers are you ready!?"
Mahi threw her fist in the air "Yeah!"
"Okay...now let's move move move!"
"Whoop!" Mahi cheered insanely.
T-minus eight minutes later...
Mahi and Yuki walked out the back door casually.
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Mahi and Yuki walked into Professor Birch's lab. They slammed their fists on the desk the professor was working on. He looked up.
"May I help you?"
"Give me a Pokemon and nobody get's hurt!" Yuki yelled, eye's twitching. Mahi took a bite out of a chocolate bar and pointed it in his face in a threatening manner.
"HM! HM!" she hummed loudly, waving it from side to side like a knife. "Don't make Yuki sneeze in your face!"
"Yeah!" Yuki paused. A long silence. Finally she explained. "It's not coming..."
"You want a Pokemon?" Birch said, not at all threatened.
"Yeah, give us Pokemon and you'll live!" Yuki said.
"Alright, we have Mudkip, Torchic, and Treeko."
Mahi and Yuki stare blankly at him, drool dripping from their mouths...
"Is that it?" Yuki asked. "What kinda professor are you?"
"Alright, then what do you want?" he asked casually.
"I want...uhhhhh..." Mahi began. Yuki decided to cut in immediately.
"I call a Dratini!"
"I'm afraid they might be...on the rare side."
Yuki puased. "Do you know who I am? I am the Yuki. So...you better give me that rare Dratini whether you like it or not sucka!"
"Alright...I'll see what I can do. Be back in a week."
"A week?! I ain't got that time! I'll give ya 24 hours before I'll be comin at you with a pencil and citrus juice..."
Mahi looked at Yuki. "A pencil?" She swatted the back of her head.
"A really sharp pencil!" Yuki responding, rubbing her head.
"Alright...here you go. I'm only testing you." He gives Yuki a PokeBall with her Dratini. However she only stares.
"I don't get it..." she muttered. Mahi looked at Yuki.
"It's a Dratini you narrowminded idiot!"
"Oh...yay!" She grabbed the PokeBall.
"Okay...I want...uh..."
"Woman! You want Rin to catch up or not!?" Yuki asked impatiently.
"I want an Abra!"
"Typical Mahi! Abras Abras Abras! Zangoose Zangoose Zangoose! Sandshrew Sandshrew Sandshrew!"
"Shaddup!"
"Here you go. Now get out before I call the police."
"Crap! They gonna get the Man out!" Mahi exclaimed as she took her Abra's PokeBall.
"You one mean professa sucka." Yuki rested her arm loudly on the desk. She seemed to be about to say something rude, but she suddenly turn away. "We're out."They walked casually outside before releasing their Pokemon.
"Are you naming yours?" Mahi asked Yuki.
Yuki thought for a moment...really really hard. "Thinking..makes me wanna fart...No."
Mahi just shook her head.
"I'm naming mine's Kooky."
"Typical Mahi!" Yuki started again. "Kooky Kooky Kooky! Zanny Zanny Zanny! Sandy Sandy Sandy!"
"How many time's you gonna do that in one day? Jeez woman!"
Suddenly, they hear Rin's voice in the distance, calling for them.
"Crap! Let's roll Soldiers!" Yuki yelled in panic.
They dashed away into the nearby forest.
"Hit the deck!" They fell on their faces, hidden behind the bushes.
The Dratini and Abra just stared. Yuki and Mahi dragged their tails into hiding too.
Rin, Mahi's sister, passes by. "Mahi! Yuki!"
Yuki and Mahi glanced side to side nervously, not daring to move a muscle. They only stepped out when the 'Package' was out of sight.
"Alright, holmes. Let's go." Yuki said as if nothing happened.
Then they went off to start their adventure.
