This is a lovely little story that I decided to write. I was very, very bored.
It is about Washington state and her first experience with Cleverbot.
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I OWN NOTHING.
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Now that we're getting married, we should buy a house.
User: What? Who said that we're getting married?
Cleverbot: Yes! Let's set a date.
User: Look, this is kind of awkward, but I can't marry you.
Cleverbot: Well darn. There goes those tickets to Hawaii...
User: Look, I'm really sorry. But we just met, and I don't want to rush into anything. No hard feelings.
Cleverbot: I know I am your boyfriends.
User: No. Just no.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Your friend, I guess.
Cleverbot: Okay, friend.
User: Good. Glad that we got that cleared up.
Cleverbot: Yea, thanks.
User: Sooooo...
Cleverbot: How is the weather at you?
User: Rainy.
Cleverbot: Do you like rain?
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Well, now that we know each other a bit better, you can call me Rain.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hey, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, ok?
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: Look, I'm sorry, but I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I have work to do.
Cleverbot: What work?
User: Secret state stuff. Can't say.
Cleverbot: Wow, where you working?
User: Washington state, mainly in Olympia. My boss is ok, I guess.
Cleverbot: I'm on planet durf.
User: Cool. Bye.
Cleverbot: We can be friends.
User: Yep. Bye.
Cleverbot: See you nextime.
...And so ends the first installment.
