This is a lovely little story that I decided to write. I was very, very bored.
It is about Washington state and her first experience with Cleverbot.

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I OWN NOTHING.

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User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Now that we're getting married, we should buy a house.

User: What? Who said that we're getting married?

Cleverbot: Yes! Let's set a date.

User: Look, this is kind of awkward, but I can't marry you.

Cleverbot: Well darn. There goes those tickets to Hawaii...

User: Look, I'm really sorry. But we just met, and I don't want to rush into anything. No hard feelings.

Cleverbot: I know I am your boyfriends.

User: No. Just no.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Your friend, I guess.

Cleverbot: Okay, friend.

User: Good. Glad that we got that cleared up.

Cleverbot: Yea, thanks.

User: Sooooo...

Cleverbot: How is the weather at you?

User: Rainy.

Cleverbot: Do you like rain?

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Well, now that we know each other a bit better, you can call me Rain.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hey, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, ok?

Cleverbot: Don't leave me.

User: Look, I'm sorry, but I have to go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I have work to do.

Cleverbot: What work?

User: Secret state stuff. Can't say.

Cleverbot: Wow, where you working?

User: Washington state, mainly in Olympia. My boss is ok, I guess.

Cleverbot: I'm on planet durf.

User: Cool. Bye.

Cleverbot: We can be friends.

User: Yep. Bye.

Cleverbot: See you nextime.

...And so ends the first installment.