[When Ed is flyering during the Fringe a horrible happenstance occurs. Will he be saved? Mirth/Revue crossover. Liam x Ed. Rated M for mature material.]
The dashing Mr. Fry stood atop a bollard, dealing out flyers for Blind Mirth's 5 star improv comedy show as if he were a proficient casino croupier in a Las Vegas casino like Caesar's Palace or the Bellagio. Passers-by took those flyers as Edward shouted to all those who passed by 'Blind Mirth, 5 star improv comedy!', so that they would know what show the flyerers were flyering for.
But, suddenly and without warning someone stopped to, talk to Ed about the show. The young man looked familiar but Ed couldnt quiet place a finger on what it was about this man that seemed so familiar.
"What show is this then?' asked the man.
"It is Blind Mirth 5 star improv comedy show" Ed replied.
"Oh said the man I do love comedy although I am not a fan of rude or inappropriate jokes. Is your comedy improv show rude?"
Said Ed: "Not at all. We have one show a year usually falling around Monday the seventh of march at the stage in the Union where we do triple x material. Or should I say, triple sex. hahaha"
"That is very inappropriate" The man was outraged. "I will not be coming to see this five star improv comedy anymore. I prefer sketch comedy anyway."
Then it dawned on Ed as he looked down from the bollard on the Royal Mile where he ad been flyering and looked into the man's eyes. He saw the pain of a man himself involved in a long and arduous fringe run.
"I know you," said Ed, "You are Cody Darler, my colleague from the St Andrews Revue and you are trying to jeopardise the chances of blind Mirth 5 star improv comedy by accusing us of being a group who regularly do rude and not family friendly material when in fact we only ever do that anyally on the seventh of march at the stage in the Union."
"it is very bad of you to accuse me of this I am outraged by you, who are my peer in the St Andrews Revue sketch comedy troupe" said Cody Darler sketch comic.
And so Ed and Mr Darler got into a tussle on the Royal Mile which was full of flyerers and people wanting to go see the shows the flyrerers were flyering for. Ed and Mr Darler tussled and disturbed a tablo that was being made by a group of high schoolers from Alabama who were doing a 4 star production of Steven Sondheim's Sweeney Todd the Musical and were standing in a tablo to show the audiences their steampunk aesthetic.
But suddenly a saviour came to save Ed's day.
"Stop tussling eh" said the voice and Ed's heart began to beat horribly fast. He knew this voice to be the voice of the man he loved. He could see a shadow of this man's hands which were as big as the horns of a moose.
"Liam" said Ed, 'rescue me from this horrible sketch comic who is tussling me here.'
'I will save you', said Liam Mitchell, canadian. And he saved him.
Cody Darler ran away scared like a scared deer running away into a Subaru Voyager that was sitting there like a runaway car.
'Thank you Liam' said Ed
'No problem,' Liam said, 'It was all worth it for you'.
And then Liam and Ed kissed for 5 minutes and then they used tongues. Ed thought to himself 'wow I have never done this before and it feels like a wibbly slug is lustfully exploring the inside of my face'. It was at this moment Liam also fell in love with Ed and they knew they would be happy forever and they went back to the Blind Mirth 5 star improv comedy flat and did sex before the others had stopped flyering. But this was the only time they did anything else rude in the year apart from on the seventh of march at the stage in the Union.
The end.