Trapped Inside the Chamber Horrorland

by Chrysis

Parody of Walking in a Winter Wonderland based on Chamber of Secrets, Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, etc

Scales scrape, are you listening
Far away, fangs are glistening
A terrible sight,
It's scary tonight
Trapped inside the Chamber horrorland

Gone away is Hermione
On my own to save Ginny
With no help from Ron
With only my wand
Trapped inside the Chamber horrorland

In the cavern the Basilisk is waiting
With Tom Riddle he's out to kill us all
He'll say: Are you Harry
I'll say: Yes, freak
Now leave Ginny alone
Or you will fall

Later on I'll conspire
As Malfoy rants by the fire
To free Dobby
From slavery
Not trapped inside the Chamber horrorland