Living with Twins 1
"You look tired out, Ratch," said Jazz as he noticed the medic walk in the recreation room.
"Oh...Is it so obvious?" retorted the medic as he went straight to the energon dispenser to get himself a drink. "These repairs are going to drive me into stasis lock one of these days...I know it..."
"Well, it's better than having the twins drive you into stasis lock," replied Wheeljack as he entered the recreation room.
"Don't even remind me...," groaned the tired medic. "I've locked them out for several days because of these repairs."
"Oh...That's not good...the twins are going to tear you apart when they get their hands on you," replied his best friend.
"I doubt they'll tear you apart, more like drive you into exhaustion," pointed out Jazz trying relieve the situation. "I'm sure the twins would understand, right?"
"I doubt it," interrupted Prowl's voice. "They've been quite...moody...both of them, so it seems to me that you're in for the worst."
"Thanks Prowl...That really helps," replied the medic as he downed his energon.
"Were they that bad?" asked Jazz feeling a little worried for their poor medic.
"If you consider drowning many of the officers with florescent paint and pelting others with eggs not part of ridding their frustration, you've got a glitch on your system," came the annoyed voice of Ultra Magnus. "They were even brave enough to prank Cliffjumper...And I'm sure you know how that would turn out...Not even poor Bumblebee was spared...much..."
"More repairs, a set of grumpy and frustrated twins, not to mention a very angry Clicfjumper...," recounted Ratchet. "Primus...Help me...," as the medic placed his hand on his helm feeling the biggest processor ache coming his way.
"First Aid have dealt with Cliffjumper," reassured Prowl. "You just have to deal with the twins."
"I rather deal with battle repairs than those two at the moment," said Ratchet as he downed another energon drink before walking out of the recreation room.
"Good luck, Ratchet," said Jazz.
When the medic was out of sight, Jazz turned towards Ultra Magnus and his sparkmate, and crossed his arms around his chassis, "None of that happened, did it?"
"The paint bit was true...and the brawl with Cliffjumper was an exaggeration, since Bumblebee was there luckily," replied Ultra Magnus. "The egg pelting only happened on Ironhide, and Chromia dealt with them before we got to them."
"Rub that grin of your faceplate, Magnus," suggested Wheeljack. "You might hear it from Ratch."
"If he survives," added Jazz with a chuckle of his own comment. "Living with twins can be quite detrimental."
"And that's an understatement," added Ultra Magnus in agreement.
I haven't updated on for so long! For those who read my stuff, I'm still alive...barely, but I'm alive! What is going to happen to Ratchet? I hope the poor medic survives...Happy Readings!