The United States of Hetalia
Chapter 1
Another World Conference started the way they always did; America standing at the front giving a lecture on something stupid, Britain and France fighting over nothing, Other countries either talking about something way off topic or sleeping. All to be ended by Germany's yelling. For once though, something different happened. After Germany's loud rent about "This is a meeting not a jungle blah blah blah", Spain raised his hand to offer an idea. "How about we work on a way to make America less of an ass?"
The room was dead silent for all of about 7 seconds.
"I'LL SECONG THAT!" shouted Britain.
"Sounds like fun." Agreed Russia.
"I'll go for that." Added China.
Japan, Germany (followed by Italy), Canada, Finland, Hungary, Ukraine, the Baltics, France, Austria, Prussia, Belarus, Turkey, Greece, and Sealand agreed to the idea too.
"HEY! Hold up a sec!" shouted America "Don't I get a say in any of this?"
"NO!" Britain yelled "That's the whole idea; You're an ass, and we're going to change that! Bring all 50 states to the next meeting next week."
"I have a question." Started Italy "What's a "state"?"
America let his head fall painfully to the table.
"I'm doomed."
*America's POV*
During the drive home I could only think of two things:
How I was going to tell D.C.
Where to get about five cups of espresso to break the news more easily
When I got home, D.C. was standing near the door (actually, she was standing near the door, which was right next to the door). The first thing she noticed was the armful of espresso.
"Okay, What's up?" she asked immediately "You never buy me this much espresso unless you need me to help you out or lend you money. And I'm not giving you money today."
"D.C.?..." I started, handing her the first espresso "We have a bit of a problem…"
I told her what we had to do in about a week. I didn't know her mouth could hold so much espresso until it was all over my shirt.