Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball z ...yet
Camera pans in and people scream "JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!" Jerry Springer slides down the pole and says" Welcome to the Jerry Springer show today we have Son Goku and his loud mouth wife Chi-Chi!"
Goku and chi_-chi are already seated "Thanks for having us here Jerry but I still need to know why I'm here." Chi-chi then turns to Goku.
THen Jerry inturupts this staring contest and speaks up
"Okay Chi-Chi your here because Goku has something to tell you." Then Chi-chi turns to Goku ready to scream at him.
"What is it Goku, that's so important that I have to be here."
Theres a pause and Goku finally says "Well Chi-chi I never really loved and I wanted to tell you that I've been cheating on you for 5 months."
Chi-chi's jaw drops to the floor and she's outraged and screams. " What the hell do you mean you've been cheating me .Who is she? huh?Bulma."
Goku gets up from a threating Chi-chi and confesses "Its not a she ,its Vegeta."
Chi-Chi throws a chair and shouts "WHAT VEGETA but he's a guy, Goku you're gay."
Jerry chuckles and says "Okay lets get Vegeta out here he was back stage."
Vegeta walks out and Chi-chi attempts to hit him and Vegtea runs to Goku and they start a heavy make out session.
Chi-chi the throws another chair at them "Stop that you faggots your both discusting."
Vegeta then speaks "Why don't you shut up you old harpy. If you wanna see something discusting go find a mirror and look at your dried up old self."
The crowd goes ohhhhhhhhhh and chi-chi goes to hit Vegeta but is stopped by 4 security gaurds."What do you have that I don't have to offer him." CHi-chi tries to mutters ponders and says "A dick." then starts to make out with Goku again.
Jerry then says " Well there you have it people."
Vegeta then says in private "C'mon Kakarot lets get out of here." Goku picks him up bridal style and both leave.
A/n well its not gold but its something :3