A certain white haired exorcist had just sat down from waking up the morning after the black orders biggest celebration ever. Also known as the 'Holy Sh*t We Actually Killed the Millennium Earl' party! The black order had still stayed together at this point because there will still akuma around, and they order of darkness was still not entirely sure what happened to the Noah.
No matter, everyone was in high spirits and the exorcist table was practically glowing with happiness. Allen was eating even more food then usual and Lenalee and Lavi were chatting with great viger, even Kanda had a little smirk on his face.
"I still can't believe we actually did it!" Lenalee cheered
"I know! I thought that this day would never come! Now maybe we can all get love lives~" Lavi said dreamily
"Tch, Baka Usagi" Kanda said though he didn't loose his smirk
Lavi picked up on this immediately, "Oh!? Yuu~ Do you have someone you like?!"
"BAKA USAGI! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT WITH MY BARE HANDS!" Kanda yelled, while drawing out his *Cough* *Cough* wife *Cough* Mugen.
Lavi started to run away while Kanda chased, Lenalee and Allen both laughed merrily, until they were interrupted by the sound of the cafeteria door slamming opened and the sound of yelling from a familiar smoker.
"BAKA DESHI!"
"M-Master!" Allen yelled as he froze stiff
"Cross?!" Lavi asked
Cross did a power walk over to Allen and stood towering over him. The whole cafeteria had quieted down to watch the rather loud interaction of the two exorcists with the most distinctive hair.
"I need to release the spell because I need you to do something with your old skills..." Cross said
Allen went pale as a ghost before Lenalee interrupted and asked "Umm...What spell...?"
"I guessing you haven't told them...?" Cross sternly asked
Allen shrunk back "N-No I wanted to wait till everything was over..."
"BAKA DESHI! YOU NEED TO ACCEPT IT GOD DAMMIT!" Cross shouted
"P-Please! Don't release the spell! I don't have anything planned! How will I explain this?!" Allen shouted
"Umm? What's this about a spell and Allen need to accept what exactly...?" Lavi asked
"Tch, knowing the stupid beansprout it's probably something to do with his raging hunger..." Kanda added cynically
"You people are either all idiots or my pupil has gotten better at hiding it..." Cross said, "Doesn't matter. Allen, you have to accept it! Mana is gone and your lying to your friends! Plus it's taking up my magic and I need you skills so I'm realising the spell no matter what!"
"Y-Yes master...I'm sorry..." Allen said before Cross put a hand on Allen's forehead and muttered something in a forging language before loudly saying "RELEASE!"
A bright white light erupted from around Allen, the entire canteen looked away or closed there eyes, they all looked back when they heard a some what mousy yet bell like voice ring through the cafeteria "D-Did it work...?"
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The orders jaws dropped to the floor so hard that there was an earthquake
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" The shout was heard through out the country
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" The shout was heard through out the country
Allen...Was a girl...His/her hair had grown out and now reached Allen's back, Allen now officially had a bust and because of it Allen's coat had been pulled up revealing more feminine legs. Allen had a smaller frame and a bit more blush cheeks as well as pink lips. All in All Allen...Was hot...
"STRIKE!" Lavi yelled, "also, who are you!?"
"Uhm...I uh..." The voice of this new Allen rang out
"Idiotic order! This is the same idiot apprentice you all knew! Allen is a girl, I just used magic to make Allen a boy." Cross said as if it was the most natural thing in the world
"W-Why...? Why would you make Allen into a girl...?" Krory asked timidly
"By her own request!" Cross said before looking to Allen, "Why don't you get the 'Boy' to explain?"
"Tch! Beansproutella! Explain!" Kanda commanded
"I'M NOT A BEAN SPROUT AND DON'T JUST ADD 'ELLA' ON TO THE END OF IT TO MAKE IT FEMININE BAKANDA!" Allen yelled
"Allen...The explanation please.." Lavi said interrupting the deadly glares shot between the two
"Oh! Right, Ahem...Before I was adopted by Mana I was on the streets, in that time I disguised myself as a boy so I was less likely to get kidnapped or molested...When Mana found me he had already started calling me Allen...Every time I told him the truth of my gender he just laughed it off and told me I was a cute boy.." Allen said pausing and looking around
The whole order was staring with curiosity and a bit of pity while waiting for the rest of the story, Allen sighed, then continued
"I eventually thought after being called a boy so many times that I should just learn to accept being a boy, so I did! After Mana died and Master took me in it became harder to conceal being a girl from him because...I started to 'grow up' (Que 30% of the Black order cafeteria nose bleeding)...Master eventually found out, I begged him to make me a boy and he agreed to do the temporary spell as long as he could train me in one other art involving my femininity...Seduction... (Another 15% gone)"
"AHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA!" Lavi burst out laughing "Th-The Beansprout! SU-SEDUCING PEOPLE!? AHAHAHHAHA"
"Idiot Rabit, I taught her pretty damn well...She can even seduce me if she tries.." Cross said
"I don't mean to be rude Cross but that doesn't seem to hard.." Lenalee said
"Tch! Baka Deshi! Go seduce Lavi over there!" Cross yelled at Allen
Allen nodded and started walking towards Lavi was still laughing very hard. The whole order was watching..
Allen got pretty close before Lavi noticed her, "La-vi~" Allen said before getting close and moving his hand out of his face.
"A-Allen? Wh-What are you doing?" Lavi stuttered out while taking a step back, Allen looked up at Lavi with a small smile while stepping forward and going on her tippy toes to say something in Lavi's ear (She's short remember x3)
"La-vi~ Fire and snow make the mood for a nice snow cabin where we could be alone~" Allen whispered, Lavi blushed and the whole cafeteria was surprised and was obsessed with there new form of entertainment.
Lavi took another step back while Allen advanced, this happened again before Lavi fell on to the cafeteria bench. This time Allen leaned down and had her face centimetres apart from Lavi's
"Do you know what we would do in that snow cabin?" Allen asked lustfully
Lavi kept blushing while sharking his head, Allen smirked internally but kept a straight face.
"Well don't worry, we would just be doing some exercise~ With out my coat though...I hope that's okay, sadly there's nothing under it...La-vi~ Do you want to remove my coat?" Allen asked
Lavi burst into red then fainted. Allen stood back up and smirked at the wide eyed eaters. Cross smirked as well.
"Allen...? What did you say to Lavi..?" Miranda asked
"Just the truth...Anyways I'm going to go into town, I haven't been a girl in a while so I need to get some bras..." Allen wistfully spoke "Guys! Would you like to come-"
Allen had looked around and the entire cafeteria was covered with nose blood and smiles of pure bliss.. The only ones still standing was some female finders Lenalee was blushing and crouching and Kanda was the only male still standing, more like leaning against a wall and refusing to look anywhere near Allen..
"Ah well, I guess I took it too far...Feel free to come with me, I'm going to go get money from my room! See you all when you wake up I guess!" Allen said as she walked off
Yay I'm done! I just was bored and thinking about random stuff so this kinda just came to mind! It's pure crack and just for fun! I hope you enjoyed!
~Nyko