Ok, I feel rather silly at the moment, so I'm just gonna do a Harry Potter / Twilight crossover.
YAY!
(BTW, this contains slash, so if you're not really into that kinda stuff, you know…)
Enjoy!
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This is when their talking
This is what they are doing.
*this is what their doing at the present moment*
This is thoughts and Cedric and Harry talking with their magic!
Lights, camera, action!
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Bella wakes up in a house that is not her own. She doesn't realize this, however. She walks downstairs.
Bella: *singing* La de da de da de da, I love Edward, his charm and his sass, but what I love most is his cute little…
Walks in on raven haired boy and bronze haired boy um, "getting it on".
Bella: ACK! Can it be? EDWARD!!
Both boys look up, confused.
Bella walks up and slaps the bronze haired boy. Raven haired boy shrieks girlishly in horror.
Bella: Edward?! Why would you do such a thing! WHY?!!!!!!!
Bella collapses on floor, hyperventilating and gasping sobs.
Cedric: Uhhhh…. What?
Bella looks back up.
Bella: Edward? What's with the accent?
Raven haired boy jumps in.
Harry: Don't worry, love! I'll save you!!!!
Harry whips out wand, flourishing like a sword. Bella looks confused.
Bella: A stick? You're gonna smite me with a stick? What are you gonna do, give me a splinter?
Both Harry and Cedric scoff like the gay men they are.
Bella: Here, let me make it easier for you. *snaps stick- um, wand*
Harry shrieks.
Harry: OMG! Ceddy Teddy, this girl is going DOWN!
Harry is about to pounce when Cedric grabs his arm.
Cedric: No wait, love! I can't let you do this!
Cedric dramatically falls into Harry's arms.
Cedric: Don't you understand? The poor girl is insane! I can't leave you to duel a mad little trollop like her!
Bella takes out a British to American Translation Book. She gasps.
Bella: *scoff* Well! *huff* (A/N: Actually, I used the American to British translator website. Trollop means slut.)
Harry: Oh, Ceddy Bear…
Cedric: Oh, Harry Poo…
Bella moves off into the corner to vomit.
Harry and Cedric get into a rather, ahem, intimate make out session that, let's just say it involves a lot of groaning and rubbing.
Dumbledore pops in.
Bella: *looking up from corner* Are they always like that?
Dumbledore doesn't hear her, too busy watching the ongoing, um, performance.
Harry: Crap! Cedric, Dumbledore's here!
Cedric: So what? *nibbles on Harry's earlobe*
Harry: So what?! Cedric, he's gay!
Cedric: Oh, yeah…
Dumbledore, coming out of his reverie, stands up straight.
Dumbledore: Believe me, miss, more than you know.
He goes back to watching the boys.
Harry: Cedric, I think we should stop. I can see him now, and there's something sticking out of his robes and I don't think its his wand.
Dumbledore: *hearing their thoughts* Well, I should be going… *pop*
Cedric and Harry shrug, going back to their own, uh, unfinished business.
Bella: . . . So what, you're not Edward?
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Okay, so that's the first chapter!
Tell me what you think!
Oh yeah, and please review!
Next chapter preview:
Harry: Who is that?
Bella: Edward?
Edward: Bella?
Bella: Edward?
Harry: Cedric?
Cedric: Harry?
Neville: Neville!
Harry and Cedric: NEVILLE?!!!!!!