Generic Guy
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Generic Guy was bald, old, and white, with a black mustache and wearing a black and white suit. He was reading his newspaper on the toilet in the kitchen, with there being several doors leading into different rooms, all of them tiny except the kitchen.
And it just so happened that his bathroom was in the kitchen. As well as his bedroom, with his bed right next to the barbeque.
Why? Because he was just a generic guy.
So after finishing up his business, the generic guy started up making dinner, accidentally leaving the stone on as it began to smoke, with the generic guy not installing a smoke detector. Thus, as a result, generic guy began choking as he collapsed on the floor, knocked out unconscious as smoke began pouring out of the house.
And then the entire house caught on fire, with generic guy dying inside. Being nighttime, the flames were illuminating the entire neighborhood. The Grim Reaper popped up, but noticing how generic the generic guy was, he simply shrugged as he left, not even bothering to do his ghoulish business.
Alas, not so generic of a night for the generic guy.