Byakuya turned the camera on before him. As it whirred to life he opened his mouth to tell the world about his secrets. "Hello viewers", Byakuya greeted," Today I am going to talk about my life. So a lot of people wonder why I where these things on my head. Tite Kubo, the bastard, says they signify my place at the head of the family, but that is hogwash. They actually are hair curlers; I love to make my hair, nice and pretty. I also like to have a nice manicure and pedicure". Byakuya showed his fingers and toes to the camera, they were both died red and shiny."I also like prettiness, that's why my bankai is so amazingly pretti-full. The cherry blossoms fly around the air and look amazing". Byakuya showed some photes to the camera. "These are of my time as a drag queen in the side streets of the soul society". Byakuya was in a little black dress, with heaps of makeup. "So hopefully you know more about me, Bayakuya Kuchiki out.