The Random Misadventures of a Crazy Author

by Incandescent Midnight28

Formerly called "The Random Adventures of the Twilight Characters." Random collection of one-shots, followed by a kind-of plot, that later gets abandoned. Random cluster of different fandoms included

1. Dracula

Chapter 1

All human

Once upon a time, a doctor named Carlisle Cullen decided to change his name to Dracula. He put on a black wig, a cape, and fake vampire fangs.

His wife Esme, thought that he had been hanging around with their adopted son Emmett too much, so didn't think anything of it. Then Carlisle went to work at the hospital.

When he got to the hospital, everyone stared at him. Anytime someone wanted to talk to him he would say "BLECH! I vant to suck your blood!" to them and they would walk away confused.

Then Rosalie Hale, Emmett's girlfriend, came in and over to Carlisle. She said "You're not Dracula. You're Dr. Carlisle Cullen, and you will never be a vampire." Then she walked away and Carlisle cried.

The End