A/N: Since I'm sick and have nothing better to do I decided to start a new fanfic. My first victim is my favorite emo birdkid Fang!
Disclaimer: Last time I checked, I was a 13 year old girl, not a man.......so no copyright intended
FANG
1. In the middle of the night cut Fangs hair and color it the color of the rainbow. (I recommend sleeping with one eye open when he figure out it was you.)
2. Remind him that he broke Max's heart when she caught him kissing Lissa aka the red hair wonder.
3. Ask him why he has a dog name.
4. Ask him why he likes someone with a guy name. Then accuse him of being gay. (I don't think max is a very common girl name.)
5. Ask him if he is a gay/emo/ninja constantly. When he yells at you to shut up, start crying and punch him where it hurts.(Poor Fang)
6. Replace all of his clothes with pink shirts and yellow skinny jeans. (No offense if you're a guy and you wear this, it's just not very Fangish...)
7. Hide all of the knives. When he ask where they went tell him you hid them so he wouldn't cut himself.
8. Lock him in a closet with a sugar-high Nudge and Gazzy who just finished a can of beans.
9. Tell him Max would rather date Sam and Iggy.
10. Make him read fanfics where he dumps Max for Iggy.
A/N: My favorite was number 7. I think number 8 would really torture almost everyone. Ok, next is Max. If you want to send in suggestions either include them in a review or P.M me. Or if you have some ideas for fang send them in and i might do a bonus chapter for him. And if you don't still send in a review. reviews make my heart smile!!!!!!!!!!!