Disclaimer: I'm not even going to joke about owning Naruto as I don't want to be killed by a possessive Sasuke. I don't own Naruto in any way shape or form.

Warnings: Some mild swearing, alcohol and even though I'm a SasuNaru fan this doesn't have to be read that way.

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"Thoughts" 'speech'

This is the 3rd fic I have ever written and my first Naruto fic.

I'll never drink again.

It was another beautiful day in the village of Konoha with the sun shining brightly, but not everyone was happy about the shinny brightness of the sun as the sun shone thru an apartment window and shone on the blonde head of Uzumaki Naruto who with a groan puts a pillow over his head.

"Oww what the hell? God my head hurts! What the hell did I do last night?"

Holding the pillow over his head Naruto scrunches up in to a ball on his right side away from the window.

"O.k so I was out with Sakura-Chan and Sasuke-teme we decided to go to a bar… Oh yeah the drinking contest! I challenged Sasuke cos I just knew I could drink him under the table not only beating him but also he would make a fool out of himself in front of Sakura-Chan! It should have been easy to beat him I've never seen him drink alcohol before but he must of held out for a long time cos im hung-over and can't rember anything."

"I'll have to get up and go find Sakura-Chan to find out what happened, then I'll find Sasuke-teme and rub my victory in his face!"

Naruto flung the pillow off his head and kicked his covers to the bottom of the bed and stood up with a grin on his face witch quickly turned in to a look of pain.

'Oww my head!'

Naruto put his hands to his face and held on tight as if to stop it from falling apart.

'God damn It Kyuubi I thought you were suppose to heal my pain' groans Naruto.

Naruto suddenly puts his hands to his mouth and rushes to the bathroom and just manages to get to the toilet in time.

"It's a good thing the seat was up."

He stays kneeling on the floor for a few minuets after puking his guts out he blows his nose and spits in to the toilet then stands up and rinses his mouth out.

"Yuk! This mouth wash should get rid of the taste and I do feel better."

"Id best have a shower before I go and rub Sasuke-teme's face in his humiliating defeat! After all if I'm hung-over then he must have been legless last night!"

Naruto took off the clothes that he had been wearing last night and to bed as he took off his underwear he fond a bandage on his behind.

"What the hell?!"

He took the bandage off and stood so that he could see what was under the bandage in the mirror.

Uchiha Sasuke was sitting on a park bench in silence away from his fan girls when…

TEME!!!

The angry shout could be heard all over Konoha shattering the quiet of the day.

Sasuke looked to where the sound had come from with a smile\smirk on his face.

Naruto stared with anger and disbelief at the tattoo on his bum witch read Property of Uchiha Sasuke.

The End