The Art of Pranks
Naruto: HERE IT IS! THE LATEST INSTALLATION ON WAYS TO PRANK SOMEONE!
*cricket* *cricket*
Cricket: NA –MI- KA- ZE -I –NOU- E -OR -I -H I- ME DO-ES'NT O-WN NARU-TO.
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The *doodle*Art of Pranks- composed by Uzumaki Naruto
Try and get *ramen drops*supporters with your prank!
It is *scratch* undenyabley(I dunno how you spell it) easy to trick someone un-social*doodle*. It is hard to trick a group of people. *doodle*Trust me! This is IMPORTANT!
Try simple pranks, then ad-van-ce-d pranks.
I used to try advanceed*scratch*correction: advanced pranks but I can't do it.*a doodle showing mr. ramen bunny?!*. Trust me. The following pranks count as simple:
Bubble gum to the chair.*Sasuke doodle to the chair screaming*
Wax the floor
*unknown doodle*Paint the Hokage Monument
Draw on a 'person' while he/she is asleep
and tying a person's shoelace so he/ she will trip!
Never, Ever, Let ANYONE catch you.
If you are sighteed*scratch*correction: sighted, I will say this.
*ramen drops*
Try to act innocent
Fool the guards
Put him/ her* Oiroke no Jutsu doodle?!* under a genjutsu
Last option; RUN!*doodle*
~THE END~
The Responses…
Kakashi: Not bad, eh? Luv the Oiroke no Jutsu doodle…
Sasuke: What is this, USURATONKACHI?!
Ino: O_o
Jiraiya: *Peeks at the oiroke no jutsu part* My student finally inherits my-
Gai: The fire of youth burns within this book! LEE!
Lee: Yosh! I will try to do everything this book says! If I can't I will run around Konoha 50 times!
Neji:*snort* Fate will tell yo-
Shikamaru: Just get on with it. *yawn*
HELP! NARUTO HIJACKED MY FANFICTION ACCOUNT! Wait… What are you guys doing here?
Cast: …review, to keep us alive from the…
RELEASE THE KYUUBI!
Cast: Oh, (bleep) RUN!
~Inoue