Balls to The Sack (Troll Story)

by ballstothesack

What if Natsu was a Ball Sack Slayer instead of a Dragon Slayer? Join him on an adventure of slaying nuts and killing future dads! Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail but I do own a ballsack. Also this is a troll story so everything here is all for fun, the bad spelling, grammar, everything is all non-serious. I had a second person help me with this, too. To make everything spelle

Year: X690

A random lab with a little ball sa- I mean boy… yeah

I am the ultimate ball sack, no one can stop my cumming spree! ! !Q! MUHUAUUHUAHUHAUHAUAHUH! Jk I'm actually a little cunt named Zoraf, I'm trying to reverv me little brother. His name is Natto Dragballs, or was it Dragon Balls… idk lawl. Anyway for doig that I got cursed for some retarded reason and now I cunt dye. It was by this god named Antsinaharem or something like that and he's the god of leif and deeth. Then I came… into a room where i then came… yeah i came onto my brothers face. He died because of thag and i have to reverv him so I can he is now immortal and livedd for 400 years, he met a man and trained in the art of ball sack slaying magic, a devestating magic feared by everybody. It destroys balls in an instant and obviouslt men are scared and women cant have babers. Anyway, time skip to like whatever year the man dissapeared. And yes Natsu is still a kid but doesnt know, think of it like the main story.

Year: X777

Some cave becasue theyre poor

"Master? Where'd that cunt flap go?" question a small little ball sack with pink pubes. His name was Natsu and his master just suddenly dissapeared. Little did he know that his master laid dormant in his body and replaced Natsu's nutsack with his own body, forming into a nutsack.

Fjhdfhfsdhdfhdfh doine4.

100,000,000 yers later.

NATSU DICKNEEL FUCKED HIMSELF TO DEATH AND EVENTUALLY DIED TO SFT AND DEN HE FKED HMSEF AGIN AND DEN DYED AJEN. NIGGER END

Jk you should just ignore that whole thing.

Anyways… as I was saying, Year:777

Some cave becasue theyre poor. If youre wonderign why ervrything is spelt bad, check the disclaimer at the top.

Natto was serching fer and wyde, fom rEgion tew reegion aand evwn tryed the ocean, fuking retard. Like seriosly, who looks for a fyre dragoon is an ocean? Wait I forgot that a man trained him, not a dragoon. Anyways, he stumbled upon a shit, old man who was just stroling along teh forest. "Oi, old fggot, have you seen a cunt flap around her?" Nastu assed. "Noe, butt I saw a cunt flap raping around this di-" the old man tried sayinng but got fucing rekt by a big blsack dildo. Nattu ended up joning fary tale and you know wutt hapens, the end..