Cartman was waiting by the door when I got there. Neither of us said anything. I unlocked the door and stepped aside to let him in. He looked around and wrinkled his nose. "You, um..." He started but didn't finish. It's weird...He wasn't acting high, or pissed off. I looked at him "You okay?" He leaned away in shock. "Yeah...why?" I guess I was freaking him out by the way I was staring in his eyes. His pupils weren't big... His eyes weren't bloodshot. Not even on weed? This was too weird. "You're not high". he seemed even more shocked at this statement. "Yeah...I'm...cleaning up". Shit. He was kidding. He was joking. This wasn't real. "Cool, um...so what stuff where you looking for? I thought you already had everything..." I was walking ahead of him but, he grabbed my arm and spun me around. It wasn't forceful like he used too. Was this the same guy? "I forgot to get this." he said in a husky voice. He leaned in, and kissed me. It wasn't rough, It was...really fucking nice... "What the fuck?" I pushed him away, and he stepped back. "Sorry, But..." He looked down at the ground then back up at me "...I've really missed you Kenny." When he said my name it made me shutter, It just rolled off his lips like he was meant to be saying it. As if my name was just for him and no one else. "You told me you weren't gay" I said. Trying me best to not let him know he was getting to me. "I..." he started, "I really didn't think I was. I had never liked guys. I still don't-" I interrupted "Really?! Well, let's give you a metal for being the least gay guy to ever fuck another dude!" I was pissed, I was raging. And I had full intent of saying more when he cover my mouth with his hand and shouted "LISTEN!" He didn't move his hand and kept talking "I don't like guys. I never have and never will, But goddamn it Kenny I fucking love you!" With that he moved his hand away and grumbled "Okay?" I have never been so pissed, confused, or horny in my whole life. I kissed him and tackled him to the ground while our tongue participated in a wrestling match. I let my hand glide up his shirt... He pulled back a little and stared at me "You okay with this?" He asked. I lauged a little. "If I wasent we wouldent be doing it." He grinned as a hungry expression went over his face. It was quite a night.