One day, Gaara and Sasuke were battling each other. Sasuke was trapped in Gaara's Sand Coffin. Suddenly, Gaara's cellphone rang (da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da), and he answered it.
"Who are you, and what do you want?" Gaara asked.
"I'm your inner demon, Shukaku, and I don't know what I want," Shukaku replied.
"Good-bye!" Gaara almost snapped.
"Who was that?" Sasuke asked curiously.
"It seems that Shukaku, my inner demon, has called for no reason," Gaara answered.
Again, Gaara's cellphone rang, and he answered it angrily. A pizza guy was the caller.
"Um, dude, did you like order a pizza?" the employee asked.
"Can you undo the jutsu?" Sasuke asked.
"Sure, whatever," Gaara said.
"Like what, dude?" the pizza dude asked.
"Not you. I didn't order a pizza! Wait some one's calling me. What!" Gaara snapped. It was Shukaku.
"You undid the jutsu!" Shukaku retorted.
"Oops! Okay, well, bye-bye!" quickly and nervously said.
"OK!?" Shukaku retorted again.
"Big Oops! Shishi Rendon! (Lion Barrage)" the young Uchiha yelled.
"Pizza Dude, bye-bye," Gaara said.
"Like bye, dude," the worker replied.
"I lost. Believe it! Sasuke, couldn't you do a little more shishi and a little less rendon?" Gaara asked.
"Im ashamed little brother. Now, don't take this the hard way, but…" Kankuro and Temari said.
"Gaara, you stink!!!" said Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Yuki, Temari, and Kankuro.
Gaara lost, Sasuke won, Sakura's hug the annoyed Sasuke, and Naruto was jealous of Sasuke, once again.