[authours note this is a joke fic oneshot maybe made as a joke its not made to be good also #killdcatonlivestream dcat is also a cat (or so he sez) ]
so this is my life now said dcat as he lovely embraced his one true love... kim jong un in soft loveing embrace. As kim slowly licked dcats ear he whispered i love you in his ear.
Kim caresed dcats inner thigh as dcat blushed a deep red and tryed to always hide his feelings but could no longer hold back his felings no more as he started to french kiss kim jong un.
kim pushed dcat on to the bed and grabed him by the shoulder and slowly began to peel of dcat sweat drenched cat sweater both of them completely comited to there love at this point.
[end flashback]
1 week later dcat proposed to kim jong un and soon the wedding was underway the best man the legendary super sayain broly was smiling happy that dcat finaly found true love.
the flower girl cory from cory in the house had just skiped down the isle spraying flowers all over the place. the brides maid dr ivo eggman robotnick smiled warmly happy that cory could put his talent to use.
and happy that dcat his best friend could find love after all this time. the preacher Celeste happily smiled that another young couple happyliy married evem if they were gay it was a sign of commitment and true love.
in one of the row's breakman the town crazy sat staring out into space once more as if not realiszing what was happaning in the world around him but the inner workings of his mind are truely a conumdrum. [cuts to a carton of milk spilling on to a table]
many other of dcats friends and famliy and where in the rows of the church as the bells ring on the fateful hour the ring bearer freiza walk down the isle bringing the pillow on the pillow was the rings of the lucky couple as he reached the 2 lucky ones.
dcat in the brides dress and kim in his very dapper suit soon they said there vows and thus they were join forever and ever living happyliy ever after... or so you would think within dcats mind he was screeming and pleading for this nightmare to end and ocaisonly he would here a dark ommius laugh. slowly as the cammara pans out from the finished story a familar figure was hunched over a computer he slowly turned to the cammra and the familar laugh came from his lips and between the laughing he said aren't I a stinker dcat