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Mystic: I'm sorry. Did I just write a poem? Me? Oh, boy. Readers, you have been warned ...
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Everyday, I cook and I clean
Raising children and tending a bar.
Dilly dally, shilly shally
That is all he ever did
Ignoring me and ignoring my needs.
Don't get me wrong, I love what I do
But a woman has needs
And for me, it is lust
Love and lust for a mysterious man
His eyes and cape are a beautiful red
A claw of gold and a raven-haired head
Handsome and dashing and endowed to boot
Cares for the kids and takes care of me
Days by my side and nights in his bed
Vincent is the man I am proud to call
My lover. For my dreams lie with him
And my body beneath his.
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Mystic: Does it rhyme? Nope. Do I care? Nope. Where did I get this idea of Tifa turning to Vincent because Cloud is emo? I'm not talking and neither are my fairies. (points to fairies who are bound and gagged) Review y'all!