HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is being written by FLUFFERBUNNY37 and NIGHTINGALE07 on our brand-new, extra-crispy, superdeeduper JOINT ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!! Aka bnecsddja. We were inspired to write this after an (clears throat) INTERESTING sledding venture……….AND YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Told (almost) ENTIRELY IN TEXTING!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Twilight does not belong to either of us. We are crying right now because of this fact. However, we own our sledding trip that inspired this story, and we own the screen names—very sorry if someone has used it before, but we didn't copy, so according to my logic, that means that we own it.
Also, idk if this should be included in a disclaimer, but the sad fact is that neither of us have cell phones. So please bear with us if we get some terminology wrong or something. And we don't think this is possible, but we are making it so that the cell phones are all connected through a sort-of wi-fi connection—meaning that the phones are connected and the texts pop up on everyone's phone. So, if that's not possible (which is probably true), we will say this once and only once: WE DON'T CARE.
We also aren't really sure if you have screen names (or something similar) for texting, but it's fun to come up with them :-)
Chapter 1: New Cell Phones for Everyone!!!!!!!!!! And IT SNOWED!!!!!!!!!!
(A/N: no screen names yet, so I just put their real names instead…you shall find them out soon enough though……lol!!!!!)
Bella: OMG!!!!!!!! i cnt belive carlisle and esme bought us all new phones!!!!!!
Alice: TTLY!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Bella, you spelled "believe" wrong.
Emmett: edward, only u would wory about grammer/speling while txtng
Edward: You spelled "grammar" and "spelling" wrong.
Emmett: xibit A
Rosalie: ;-)
Jasper:-D
(everyone starts laughing hysterically when jasper texts the laughing smiley face)
Alice: CURSES jaz!!!!!!!!!! dnt make me laf when texting!!!!!!!!!
Bella: i no wht happened there……
Bella: she said in an ominous voice
Rosalie: wht?
Bella: JAZ HAS A MAGIC PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: IT MAKES US FEEL HAPPY AND SAD WHEN HE DOES A SMILY FACE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: OMG UR RIGHT!!!!!!!
Emmett: lets experiment……txt a frowny face!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: k
Jasper:'-(
(everyone starts sobbing)
Bella: NOOOO!!!!!!! BAD JAZ!!!!!!!! u make me sad……
Edward: It's okay, Bella, don't cry.
Rosalie: ur crying 2, edward
Emmett: buh……we all r!!!!!!!!
Alice: AND ITS ALL JAZ FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: tee hee……
Jasper: running away
(Jasper runs away, thinking that everyone is chasing him because they threatened to, but they're really just sitting in there laughing their heads off)
Rosalie: lol!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: lol!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: lol!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: lol!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: laugh out loud!
Emmett: MY LORD, EDWARD
Rosalie: yah, edward, ur sposed to do lol
Bella: at least he uncapitalized the first letter
Alice: YAYFULNESS!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: lets celebrate!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: since when does Rosalie say w00t?
Rosalie: SINCE I DISCOVERED I GET HIGH OFF TXTING!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION: OVERLOAD. WAIT 10 SECONDS BEFORE SENDING ANOTHER TEXT MESSAGE.
Emmett: HALLELUJAH
Alice: tht wz gettin annoying
Bella: true dat
Edward: tell me you did not just say "true dat"
Bella: fo shizzle!!!!!!
Edward: Bella, love, gangsta does not work for you.
Alice: dont listen 2 him, bella……GANGSTA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Oh, dear lord, not you too…
Jasper: OMG U GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone is extremely excited and there is a texting frenzy)
Rosalie: YAY i can txt again!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: WHT IS IT???????
Alice: YEAH WHT????
Jasper: ITS SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: SNOW??????
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION: OVERLOAD. WAIT 10 SECONDS BEFORE SENDING ANOTHER TEXT MESSAGE.
Alice: rose u starting 2 scare me……
Edward: word
Edward: GAAAH!!!!!!! IT'S CATCHING!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: YAYFULNESS!!!!!!!! HE USED MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: WTHECK???????? ITS SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!! MUST…GO…C…WINTER…WONDERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: WORD
(everyone except Bella runs out at vampire speed, and Bella is left running at human speed, and therefore gets outside an entire minute later to see all the Cullens having a snowball fight)
Bella: WTHECK?????????
Bella: u dont luv me……
Edward: Yes we do
Edward: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That hurt, Emmett...
Emmett: tee hee
Emmett: u wz 2 busy txting…
Emmett: ……so I used the opportunity!!!!!!!!!
Alice: good idea!!!!!! throws snowball at Emmett
Emmett: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHT I JUST FOUND ON MY PHONE!!!!!!!!!
Alice: WHT????
Rosalie: U CAN MAKE A SCREEN NAME!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: hmm……this could be fun……wht should mine b?????
(a wave of confusion washes over everyone)
(when they can remember how 2 txt again)
Rosalie: JAZ UR MAGIC PHONE IS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: YEAH!!!!!!!!! ROSALIE COULDN'T TXT 4 10 WHOLE SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: and thts bad how?????
Emmett: good pt
Alice: OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST HAD A SUPER FANTASTICAL IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: TELL ME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: ye gads
Jasper: RUN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: HEY!!!!!!!!! ths is a good idea!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: i all ears!!!!!!!
Alice: thnx
Alice: my luverly idea is this:
Alice: WE DRAW NAMES AND COME UP WITH EACH OTHERS SCREENNAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: W00T!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION: OVERLOAD. WAIT 10 SECONDS BEFORE SENDING ANOTHER TEXT MESSAGE.
Rosalie: poopie
Emmett: how did that happen?
Edward: yeah I thought u couldn't txt 4 10 seconds
Rosalie: W00T!!!!!!!!!! I THWARTED THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT ALLTELL!!!!!!!!! (A/N: I really don't care which phone company it is, I just like the alltell commercials so it was completely random)
Bella: hw do we decide who has who 2 make a screen name????
Alice: we just draw names!!!!!!!!
Bella: ok
Bella: out of wht?
Alice: um……
Alice: OUT OF A HAT!!!!!!!!
Jasper: um, alice, none of us have hats
Alice: poopie
Bella: OO!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!!!! CHARLIE HAS HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: oh my
Alice: THEN I SHALL RAID UR HOUSE 2 FIND A HAT!!!!!!!!!
Alice: runs at vampire speed 2 find a hat at bellas house
Bella: how long will she b?
Alice: im back
Alice: bella ur right Charlie does have a lot of hats!!!!!!!
Edward: I see u went with a "Police Officers Are Hott Stuff" hat
Bella: WHAAA???????
Jasper: I didn't know those even existed
Bella: I'm scarred 4 life
Bella: fetal position
Rosalie: I dont blame u
Rosalie: id freak if carlisle had a "Doctors Are Hott Stuff" hat
Edward: especially considering he and esme are happily MARRIED…
Emmett: eek
Alice: ANYWAY put ur name in the hat
Alice: i got a pad of paper and pencil
(the paper and pencil are passed around so everyone can put their name in)
Alice: does everyone have their name in?
Jacob: LOL HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Edward: oh my…
Emmett: WHO INVITED THE DOG??
Bella: jake wht u doing here?
Jacob: i got a bunch of txts on my brand new phone so i wanted 2 c where the signal wz cming from
Alice: do u have a screen name yet?
Jacob: no…
Bella: THEN U CAN GO INTO OUR DRAWING 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob????
Jasper: alice decided 2 have everyone draw a name out of a hat and come up with a screen name 4 that person
Jacob: W00T!!!!!!!!
Jacob: OKEY DOKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: writes name on paper
Jacob: k I done!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: put it in the hat…
Jacob: wht??
Jacob: o right
Alice: now everyone pull out a name…
Bella: OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!!! fun…laughs schemingfully
Edward: yeah, pretty much bella's reaction, except not as girly
Jasper: Hmm…
(everyone is suddenly thoughtful)
Emmett: this should be fun…
Rosalie: OO!!!!!!!!! I HAVE MY PERSONS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: now im scared
Jacob: OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!! fun…laughs schemingfully
Bella: NO!!!!!! U PLAGIARISMED!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: sry
Alice: k, so everyone have their person?
Emmett: yepperz
Rosalie: yah
Edward: Yes
Jasper: uh huh
Bella: yeap
Jacob: yeap?
Bella: yeah and yep combined
Bella: yeap
Edward: oooooo…kaaaaay………
Alice: now TXT THE NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: rose is…BARBIEGIRL!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: oh my
Rosalie: I LUVS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: perfect
Emmett: ok…alice is…BETONME!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: IT FITS ME PERFECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: bella, u r…MYBOYFRIENDGLITTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: my goodness
Bella: ME LIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: emmett is…JUSTABIGTEDDYBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: aww, thnx honey…
Rosalie: giggles
Edward: i'm scarred 4 life
Bella: jasper is…RUHAPPYNOW?!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: um…okay…
Alice: o come on its PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: whatev u say alice
Rosalie: edward and jacob its ur turns now!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: did u have each other?
Edward: yeah
Jacob: yepperz
Edward: jacob, you are:
Edward: ILuvUnicorns
Jacob: I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: uh, i mean, that wasnt very nice edward
Jacob: i am deeply offended
Jacob: cry
Alice: oh my
Bella: word
Rosalie: im like really scared now
Emmett: i dont blame u
Jasper: so wtz edwards?
Jacob: edward is…SEXYHUNKAMANCANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(silence for about 15 minutes after this was texted)
Bella: OH. EM. GEE.
Alice: jake…ur starting 2 scare me really bad
Edward: eep…
Emmett: u have every right 2 b freaked out…
Jasper: jacob u frighten me
(everyone has a sudden feeling of terror)
Bella: SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie: EEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: wht?????????? its true
Rose: u did NOT just say that
Bella: only im allowed 2 say tht
Emmett: if i were less macho I would b in the fetal position
Edward: true dat
Edward: GAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELLA U INFECTED ME WITH THE GANGSTA VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: sry
Jacob: wht? did u all find that offensive??
Edward: actually it was a compliment
Alice: OH MY
Edward: I wasn't done
Edward: i just wish it came from bella…………
Rosalie: good i was afraid 4 ur mental health
Bella: don't worry edward i think ur hott and sexy
Edward: aww thnx
Edward: right back atcha
Bella: i luv u!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: i luv u 2!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: OKAAAAY then now everyone add ur screen name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone changes their screen name)
MyBoyfriendGlitters: THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BetOnMe: WORD!!!!!!!!!!!
SexyHunkaManCandy: GAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ILuvUnicorns: sigh……im in my happy place……
BarbieGirl: wtz ur happy place?????????
ILuvUnicorns: unicorn and fairy land……
JustABigTeddyBear: nuff said
RUHappyNow?: AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS EMOTIONS R THAT OF A 5 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JustABigTeddyBear: again, nuff said
ILuvUnicorns: hi pretty unicorn…will u b my friend????????
MyBoyfriendGlitters: HELP!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I know everyones WAY ooc, but that's ok. Whaddya think???????? 2 stupid? 2 random?? Not stupid/random enough?????? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!! Tell us what u think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!