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Something Scary…..

"VEGETA!"Bulma yelled.

Vegeta winced at the level of her voice," What do you want now, woman?". He looked out the door of their room to see his 'damsel in distress' coming down the hallway. Looking at her curiously, he wondered what she wanted and why she yelled at the level Kakkarot's harpy of a wife.

"Yes, my sweet," he said sarcastically.

" Go to the frickin' store and go get the frickin' candy for the fuckin' kids," she ordered with a dangerous edge to her voice. Normally, no one would dare talk back to her in that voice, but Vegetta dared

"No, you do it," he replied simply. For Bulma, that was the last straw.

"No, because I'M carrying YOUR FUCKING KID!" Bulma screeched. Vegeta looked at her with a smirk on his face, "So?"

" If you," Bulma threatened, "don't get y our lazy ass up now, you'll get the couch for a week!"

Knowing he couldn't get out of that situation, he groaned and got up. As he was putting his coat on, he dicided to asak her an 'important' question.

"Why the hell do we celebrate Halloween anyways?"

Looking up from her bulging tummy, Bulma looked up with a confused face, " What do you mean?''

" I mean, why do you wear costumes and collect candy and such?"

" I really don't know, but I partially do. In the olden days, the celebrated 'All Hallows Eve'. It was a holiday to welcome spirts who didn't make it anywhere or ward away evil spirits before All Saints Day. Something like theat."

" But why do I have to get candy for the kids?"

" Candy is their lives! As a child, it's one of the most important things."

" I never had candy."

" Well, since you did train for all your childhood- wait, you've never had candy?" Vegeta shook his head no.

" And you've been living with kids for how long- 15- no, was it 17? Trunks!" Bulma yelled.

The purple haired warrior arrived right on the spot, with his best friend's niece, "Yeah, mom?"

"How old are you?"

"Um, 23. Why?" (AN: I know, by the time he's 23, Bulla is like 12 as well as Pan, but let's just keep it this way,: Pan and Bulla are 21 , Goten is 22, and the parents range from 39-44.'Kay?)

" it's just that your father has been living with kids for 23 years, but he hasn't eaten candy."

Once Trunks heard this, he and Pan started bursting in laughter.

"Ha! Vegeta hasn't eaten CANDY, but he always steals food! What a lugh!" PAn giggled.

"What a laugh," Vegeta mimicked. Rolling his eyes, he walked up, punched Trunks in the stomach and walked out to the car.

At The Store

" Why the hell is this fuckin' holiday so important," Vegeta mumbled while listening to music on his iPhone. Picking up some random chocolates and such, he headed to the c ash register.( AN: He picked up some stuff for his self too. XD). As he put the stuff on the conveyer belt thingy, he noticed some thing that annoyed him. The cashier had amask on but there was something familiar about him. Vegeta, who was very irritated at the point, grunted in frustration: Who was this person.

" That'll be $44.79," the cashier said. As soon as it- no HE spoke, Vegeta knew his was.

"What the buck?"

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