The characters in this story are Daniella (Dipper), Mack (Mabel), Stacy (Stan), Ginny (Gideon), and Susan (Soos). Also the gender-swapped Wendy (Wendell) is minor. This chapter is in Daniella's point of view, the next will be in Mack's point of view. And I can't get the Jabba the Hutt Song by PewDiePie out of my head. (PewDiePie is my favorite YouTuber of all time, and the most popular one online) Right now Luna is giving me mixed emotions, but is not annoying me anymore. The Hand the Rocks the Mabel is my favorite episode ever, so I wanted to do it. I'll do some other episodes with Gideon, because I like both the actual Gideon & Ginny. I will probably do a story where they all meet their gender swaps, but in the Adventure Time fandom it's the most ORIGINAL (In capitals cuz I'm being extremely sarcastic. The Adventure Time fans [Probably Bros, but I don't want to rip off PewDiePie] will never shut up about how they want Finn & Jake to meet Fionna & Cake. One reason I am really irritated with that show now.) BTW, I'm actually a little okay with Pinecest since my argument with Luna, but she is giving me mixed emotions because I read an extremely disgusting story on Pinecest. But don't be mean about my reaction to Pinecest. There are some shippings that Lil ol Gravity Falls, my favorite FanFiction author of all time, likes but I don't ship, and I don't say anything about it. I hate the arguments over shippings, we should just like what we want without being judged. Us Fallers need to make a pact. (Or Unbreakable Vow) And this story might have a few swears and differences from the actual episode just cause I want to. Okay, I swear that this will be the last sentence in this A/N.
"Ginny, we have to talk." my brother said, walking in the room. Ginny clutched her amulet. "Mack, my marshmella." she told him sheepishly. "I'm sorry Ginny, but I can't be your marshmallow. I needed to be honest and tell you that myself." Mack answered. Ginny stood there with her mouth open. "I-I don't understand." she stuttered. But Mack tried to cheer her up. "But we can still be make-over buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?" he asked. Ginny's eyes lit up. "Really?" She actually believed him- ha! "No, not really! You were like, attacking my sister! What the hell?" Mack exclaimed. He seized Ginny's amulet and threw it to me. "My tie, give it back!" Ginny wailed. (What kind of little girl wears a tie and ISN'T from Harry Potter?) "Not so powerful without this, are you?" I taunted. Then she tackled me and we fell out the window. Mack called my name to see if I was still alive. I fought Ginny in mid air, but as we were about to fall, we mysteriously stayed in the air. But then Mack flew down holding the amulet. Still holding the amulet, Mack stooped down so he was half a foot away from Ginny's face. "Listen, Ginny, it's over. I will never ever date you." he said very seriously, suppressing anger. "Yeah!" I chimed in. He threw the amulet onto a rock. "My powers! Oh, this isn't over. This isn't the last you'll see of widdle ol Ginny..." she said, walking backwards into the forest.
Okay, you might not understand what just happened. I'll explain who this 'Ginny' is, and why she was torturing me and my twin brother, Mack. One day we just saw a commercial advertising the Tent of Telepathy, a tent where a girl who says she's physic who calls herself Lil Ginny performs. In the town, she is just the cute, innocent little physic girl. But in the eyes of Mack and I, she is a demon. I am Daniella Jade Pines, and I shall share one of the worst experiences I have went through in my life. Mostly it affected Mack, though.
Earlier this week, like I said, we saw a commercial for the Tent of Telepathy. Our coworker, Susan, told us about the commercial. She said the girl in the commercial, dubbed as Lil Ginny, was known all over the country, but lived in Gravity Falls all her life. I was skeptic, although I am like Luna Lovegood when it comes to supernatural things most people don't think exist. A celebrity in probably the sleepiest town in the United States? Mack and I really wanted to check this girl out. (Really wish we didn't. I'd give anything to travel back in time to have never met her.) Our Graunt Stacy said that Ginny was her worst enemy. But eventually, she gave in and let us go to the Tent of Telepathy with Susan.
When Mack, Susan, and I arrived at the Tent of Telepathy, Mack and I actually liked it. "Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Susan." I said, looking awed at my surroundings. There was a lookalike of Susan. Susan just glared at her lookalike. But Mack brought the both of us back to earth, because he announced, "It's starting! It's starting!" I rolled my eyes. "Let's see what this monster looks like." I thought out loud. Then a shadow cast on the curtains, looking like someone was going to pop out and say, "Only in America!" When the shadow grew bigger, Mack looked scared. I comforted him. But the curtains rolled and a cute little girl came out. She was either a shrunken old woman, or a girl who is obviously an albino. It turned out to be Ginny. She had paper-white hair in a beehive style (9-year-old girls don't exactly rock that hair style) with a huge ponytail (I'm talking huge, she has thick hair), skin the very same color as her hair, dimples, emerald green stud earrings, a cyan sweater with a black undershirt, a jade green amulet which looked like a necklace, cyan pants, and brown high heels. (If she were wearing boots, they'd probably go all the way up to a place you'd call me perverted for mentioning) After Ginny popped out, she called out, "Hello, America! My name is Lil Ginny!" She clapped and doves flew out her hair. (Surprised she doesn't have eggs all over her head.) "That's Stacy's mortal enemy?" I asked no one in particular. "But she's so widdle!" Mack said, also to no one in particular. Ginny was indeed small. At first I thought she was 5! (Or if she was a shrunken old woman, 65) But Ginny was determined for an attentive audience. "Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight. Such a gift. I have a vision. Soon, you will all say 'Aw'!" she grinned. Then Ginny blushed with an adorable smile, and put her finger to her mouth. Her vision came true, since she forced it to. "It came true!" Mack squealed dreamily. "What? I'm not impressed." I told her skeptically. "You're impressed." he said. Then the show started. "Hit it, mom!" she called out. Then a fat woman about the height and weight of Hagrid from Harry Potter, with a nametag that said 'Bertha' on it, started playing the piano. Then Ginny threw off the cape she was wearing (I forgot to say she had a cape), and threw it into the audience. A bunch of men quarreled over the cape. Ginny broke down into song.
Oh, I can see
What others can't see
It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability
Where others are blind, I am future-ly inclined
And you too could see, if you was Lil ol Ginny!
She tried to read the mind of an old guy with lots of cats.
You wish your daughter would call you more
The old guy yelled out, "I'm leaving everything to my cats!" One of the cats meowed angrily. Then Ginny saw one of those retarded ass cops I sadly know (She called me a city girl. City girls don't come from California, do they?) and tried to read her mind. She had lots of merchandise with Ginny's face on it.
I sense that you've been here before
The cop, who was retarded like I said, asked what gave it away. And then Ginny walked up to Mack.
I'll read your mind if I'm able
Something tells me you're pretending to be a girl named Mabel!
Mack asked how she did that. He was wearing a sweater that mistakenly said 'Mabel' on it.
So, welcome all ye
To the Tent of Telepathy
Thanks for visiting...
Lil ol Ginny!
Then after the crowd stopped cheering after Ginny sang. "Thank you! You people are the real miracles!" she called out. When we left, I said, "Wow, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stacy. No wonder our aunt's jealous." Mack, apparently, loved Lil Ginny's show. "Oh, come on. Her dance moves were adorable! And did you see her hair? It was like, whoosh!" he exclaimed. I have to admit, I did like Ginny at first. But instead, I remarked, "You're too easily impressed." Mack thought I was being sarcastic and said, "Yeah, yeah."
