.:This Baby Is Not Mine!:.
Author Note:
What are you going to read now is me trying to be funny!
I don't know if it worked, but at least I hope it could keep you entertained for a while
Hirako Shinji was walking aimlessly, hands in pocket, while wearing his usual smirk.
Humming one of his favorite Jazz songs as a sharp sound pierced his musical ears, looking around for the source of the sound that he determined was actually a baby's crying, his eyes finally made contact with a pair of a very big and teary Chocolate brown eyes.
Looking at the poor little thing, Shinji felt somehow responsible, picking it up from the basket he was placed in, trying his best to hush him down.
The baby wouldn't stop crying, holding him with one hand near his chest, then bending to grab the basket.
Shinji found a letter.
To whom ever find this baby girl,
Please take care of her.
His eyes bugged out, how could a mother leave such an adorable helpless thing out in the cold like this?
Shinji thought for a moment, deciding that if he brought this baby home, many questions will be asked.
And Hiyori would simply kill him.
Shrugging at the mental image he just gave himself, Shinji decided to hand this baby over to the Police Station.
It wasn't his fault that her own mother abandoned her, was it?
Realizing that it was quit now, Shinji took a look at the now sleeping face of this little baby girl.
Tiny hands clutching his shirt, while a soothing low sound of breathing traveled to his ear.
Shinji knew that he was in trouble.
-.-.-
Looking at his clock, reading 10 am, while remembering that this was a Friday night, Shinji knew that the gang tented to play cards in one of their rooms up stairs.
If he entered without a sound, and didn't bump into anyone, he might be able of saving himself a lot of trouble, at least for a while.
Turning the door knob slowly, tip toeing inside the house.
Shinji's eyes traveled this living room, releasing a big sigh of relief when he saw no one was their.
Especially Hiyori.
Glancing at the little angle sleeping in his arms, then smiling so sweetly. Shinji prayed to whom ever was their up in the sky not to get caught while he made his way to his room.
Walking so steadily up the stairs, Shinji heard some loud laughing noises coming from up stairs, feeling overjoyed cause his guessing was right. He walked to slowly, when I loud piercing hitched laugh broke from Mashiro's lips.
"Waaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" the baby started crying her heart out after being woken up, while inviting all the room residence into the big hall that Shinji was know standing in, frozen.
"Yo.." was all that could leave Shinji's twitching lips.
Silence flew in the air until Mashiro spoke, clutching on Kinse's shirt.
"Ano… is that a baby?" walking towards Shinji and looking at the little crying baby.
"I wanna hold it. It's just so cute! Looks like a girl, kya!" Mashiro exclaimed in her cheerful tone, somehow breaking the awkward silence.
Dancing around Shinji in circles, the baby stopped crying and a very sweet laughing sound left her little lips, apparently Mashiro's movements entertained her.
"You've finally done it Shinji, but an illegitimate child is something else." Kensei finally spoke his mind.
"I-it's not like that… it's-" Shinji desperately trying to defend his innocent self, only for everybody to roll their eyes at him.
"Yeah, yeah… you just found it in the street, just spill it out Shinji, who is this poor women who you got pregnant and ran away from?" love's words were apparently what everyone was thinking.
"As I was about to tell you-" panicking, his face almost blue.
Trying to speak his words while being interpreted again.
"Save it Shinji, it's just too obvious," now Lisa had participated in decreasing Shinji's honor along with the rest.
Walking towards where he was standing, Mashiro still dancing for the giggling little baby.
Smoothing the little baby's silky blond hair that looked exactly like Shinji's.
"The color of her hair says it all, beside look at those eyes."
"EXACTLY!" Shinji was now pissed off.
"Her eyes are fucking brown, mine are hazel!" glaring at them all, thinking that he had won this fight.
"Still she got your hair, man." Rojuro stated as a matter if a fact.
"Her eyes might have come from her mother. Can't you remember if you screwed a brown-eyed women Shinji? Man, that's below low. Even for you."
Shinji expected this reaction, but this was way too much.
"Well, you can do what ever you want. It's none of my business." kensei blurted yawing, as he headed towards his room.
"Keep it, through it. Do what ever you like, am beat. Night." Love left as well.
"If I hear a single weeping sound, your life is mine! Got that you playboy?" Glaring at him for a moment as she scared the living shit out of him, Lisa strode to her room.
"Isn't she lovely, you sweet little poor thing, having such a useless man as a father!" Rojuro's little pinky now being grabbed by the little baby's hand, as he spoke sweetly to her.
After that he left along side with Hachi who remind silent for the whole time.
Mashiro apparently was now is kensei 's room, annoying him to no end.
Shinji let a big sigh, feeling like the storm has finally passed, tough no body even listened to his story.
Was he that much of a pervert? Shinji wondered.
Looking at the smiling face, in his arms that let out small inaudible sounds, Shinji somehow felt like this might have been worth it after all.
But wait, Something wasn't right, he was still a life.
Heart beating and all, all organs intact.
He could feel a deadly aura around him. Swallowing hard, Shinji felt that his life was in grave danger.
Looking around carefully, a pair of hazel and VERY angry eyes was about to make holes in his body, as Hiyori stared right into his scared eyes.
"H-Hiyori….. it's not like what you think…" if he was going to be killed, at least let him clean his name first.
"Hmpf…" a puff of air left her nose as she turned around walking away.
"If this little piece of shit made one sound, she's dead!" saying her threaten words so calmly, Shinji shivered holding the sweet little angel closer to his chest.
Shinji was now exhausted.
Walking to his room slowly, he opened the door gently and walked into the darkness that engulfed him.
Poor Shinji~
If you reviewed you will get a next chapter XD
Which is gonna be about Shinji and Hiyori trying to take care of the baby, what's gonna happen?
Will the poor thing survive?
or will Hiyori simply through her out of the window?
Till next chapter, see you ^^
Hafous