I know there are plenty of these but I reeeally wanted to give it a shot. I've never written in this style before so hopefully you guys enjoy it! THIS GOES IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER, not like a normal news feed, but feel free to read from the bottom to top. I just really want the ending to be like that. Don't own Glee/Facebook.
Blaine Anderson The awkward moment when your boyfriend's dad walks in on you both doing... stuff.
Santana Lopez and Mike Chang like this
Santana Lopez stuff = sex
Kurt Hummel Blaine, really? Does this need to be public?
Santana Lopez he's not denying it
Blaine Anderson ;)
Kurt Hummel SANTANA NO ONE INVITED YOU.
Finn Frankenteen Hudson oh so that's why Burt was yelling
Brittany S. Pierce elvis isn't dead. saw him at wal mart.
Finn Frankenteen Hudson i knew it!
Brittany S. Pierce likes Elvis lives on and I'll love my cat until I die
Mike Chang dancing tonight with the prettiest girl in the world (:
Tina Cohen Chang aw I can't wait! 3
Noah The Man Puckerman i'm blushing
Mike Chang no words puck
Rachel Berry is friends with Jesse St. James
Jesse St. James like this
Finn Frankenteen Hudson um…
Mercedes Jones berry I swear on everything I own
Quinn Fabray Well this isn't a shock.
Mike Chang EW!
Rachel Berry I would highly appreciate if you all dealt with this maturely. Jesse and I are simply friends. Also Mike, Jesse isn't ew!
Mike Chang you're ew
Brittany S. Pierce mr shue's son is back?
Santana Lopez brittany…
Jesse St. James Mike's jealous of my dancing. We all know I can move
better than him.
Tina Cohen-Chang HEY
Mike Chang DON'T EVEN
Finn Frankenteen Hudson ► Rachel Berry i need to talk to you :/
Jesse St. James Ooooooh.
Rachel Berry Jesse! Stop stalking my page. Finn, call me.
Noah The Man Puckerman likes MILFs
Quinn Fabray I can't believe I dated you…
Rachel Berry Seconded!
Mercedes Jones preach
Noah The Man Puckerman i accidentally liked that page, okay?
Lauren Zizies You best have accidentally liked that page
Noah The Man Puckerman shit
Noah The Man Puckerman i love you lauren
Lauren Zizies You're lucky you're pretty.
Noah The Man Puckerman ;) ;)
Rachel Berry I LOVE JESSE ST. JAMES!
Jesse St. James Love you too Rachel.
Rachel Berry HE IS THE BEST SINGER EVER!
Jesse St. James Sweet, but this is obvious.
Rachel Berry HE IS ALSO GREAT IN THE SACK.
Jesse St. James ACCURATE.
Finn Frankenteen Hudson UM WHAT :/
Rachel Berry HACK. How dare you, Jesse! Calling you now Finn!
Rachel Berry Does not appreciate being framed.
Kurt Hummel Shopping – with Blaine Anderson at Lima Mall
Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and Mike Chang like this
Finn Frankenteen Hudson buy me food i'm sad ):
Kurt Hummel No.
Finn Frankenteen Hudson a year ago you'd be on your knees for me!
Blaine Anderson WHAT?
Kurt Hummel Finn! I was actually considering getting you food but that
ship has definitely sailed.
Santana Lopez ahahahahaha!
Kurt Hummel Not funny Santana
Brittany S. Pierce you're on a ship?
Finn Frankenteen Hudson whoops bad choice of words
Finn Franketnteen Hudson no please get me mcdonalds
Kurt Hummel No.
Blaine Anderson Kurt get out of the dressing room so we can talk about this please.
Santana Lopez or blaine you should go in and get it out of him
Santana Lopez and by that i mean get in him
Kurt Hummel I'm trying on clothes
Blaine Anderson Liar
Finn Frankenteen Hudson kurt get me food PLEASEEE
Finn Frankenteen Hudson please please please
Finn Hudson ….. kurt?
Finn Frankenteen Hudson likes the group Being the better looking step brother.
Finn Frankenteen Hudson took the how hungry are you? quiz and got Very Hungry! Why aren't you eating?
Finn Frankenteen Hudson because kurt's lazy!
Rachel Berry I'll make you food, Finn! More banana bread?
Finn Frankenteen Hudson still mad at you rach
Rachel Berry Can we talk?
Finn Frankenteen Hudson yeah okay, come over in an hour?
Finn Frankenteen Hudson and bring food please
Tina Cohen Chang ► Finn Frankenteen Hudson stop clogging my news feed with posts about food!
Finn Frankenteen Hudson sorry :D
Santana Lopez confused about a lot of things because of a certain someone...
Quinn Fabray Tell me about it...
Britanny S. Pierce you should both talk to my cat
Quinn Fabray I'll pass
Britaany S. Pierce ):
Quinn Fabray
Sam Exans why are girls soooo confusing? :/
Quinn Fabray Wonder who this is about...
Sam Evans whooooo ego (;
Quinn Fabray You love it. Calling you in five, okay?
Sam Evans cool
Finn Frankenteen Hudson loves his girlfriend!
Rachel Berry Love you too! Let's watch Grease!
Kurt Hummel Will you be wearing a cat suit?
Rachel Berry Rude!
Finn Frankenteen Hudson please don't wear it rachel
Lauren Zizies Yeah Rachel, please.
Quinn Fabray and Sam Evans are now in a relationship
Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen Chang and 16 others like this
Artie Abrams get that ass sam!
Sam Evans hahaha thanks bro
Quinn Fabray Artie, you are a gentleman. And Sam, not for a long time.
Artie Abrams reason why brittany is with me!
Brittany S. Pierce it's also because his glasses feel cool against my face when we kiss
Brittany S. Pierce and because artie likes to watch cat videos on youtube with me
Brittany S. Pierce like this one .com/watch?v=nTasT5h0LEg
Artie Abrams aw britt (:
Sam Evans haha weirdest couple ever.
Sam Evans and yeah okay quinn (;
Quinn Fabray I'm being serious.
Sam Evans suuuure
Sam Evans wait what
Mercedes Jones lonely :/ needs a boyfriend or something.
Kurt Hummel Call me boo! I love you.
Jesse St. James I can fix that (;
Kurt Hummel I will kill you if you touch her.
Jesse St. James Would very much like to see that
Mercedes Jones BOYS CALM DOWN. calling you soon kurt, gotta do homework first. love you too!
Finn Frankenteen Hudson stop stalk people's profiles jesse
Kurt Hummel I'll be waiting!
Blaine Anderson I can hook you up!
Jesse St. James HELLO. What about me?
Blaine Anderson Go away.
Jesse St. James You don't even know me.
Blaine Anderson Kurt told me you were a douche
Jesse St. James Well then...
Kurt Hummel No one likes you Jesse. And Blaine, Wes is single!
Blaine Anderson Perfect! Double Date!
Jesse St. James Rejection hurts.
Finn Frankenteen Hudson sucks to be you Jesse
Finn Frankenteen Hudson likes teasing boys with girls names.
Brittany S. Pierce don't be mean to sam
Rachel Berry Who else is ready for another exciting year of glee club?
Noah The Man Puckerman sooo gonna win this year!
Kurt Hummel With Blaine there's no way to lose.
Blaine Anderson So true.
Rachel Berry Blaine, would you like to do a duet for glee when it starts? Finn and I never got to sing Don't Go Breaking My Heart.
Kurt Hummel No he wouldn't.
Blaine Anderson Also true.
Finn Frankenteen Hudson yeah rach and me were gonna sing that before we decided to take a dive for duets
Sam Evans huh
Santana Lopez knew it! no one's dumb enough to throw on a preist and school girl costume
Tina Cohen Chang new low for the both of you. and by that i mean rachel
Mike Chang WOW
Finn Frankenteen Hudson oops. sorry rachel
Rachel Berry I still love you 3 Let go of the past, guys! And for those worried about the Jesse St. James love triangle: it's all worked out.
Quinn Fabray No one was worried. And I still want to punch you both because of that duet.
Artie Abrams don't stop believing just came on shuffle. memories!
Finn Frankenteen Hudson remember the VERY first time we sang that with the first glee members
Rachel Berry Flashback! What a great day that was for glee club.
Kurt Hummel More like you and Finn. We just sang back up, remember?
Mercedes Jones all i remember was rachel's god awful outfit
Kurt Hummel Reason why you're my best friend!
Kurt Hummel Can't decide on our couple name. Klaine or Kurt CoBlaine?
Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry like this
Blaine Anderson Why are you first in both of them?
Kurt Hummel Because I wear the pants in this relationship.
Blaine Anderson You weren't last night.
Santana Lopez SLUTS!
Santana Lopez is wondering if Kurt Hummel is as innocent as he makes himself out to be...
Blaine Anderson I can answer this with a series of photos
Santana Lopez inbox!
Kurt Hummel I will sue you both.
Blaine Anderson Sure you will honey.
Kurt Hummel My dad has a flamethrower.
Blaine Anderson ... Shit.
Tina Cohen Chang misses when she had just her parents as friends on facebook