Alucard Discovers Bubblegum
A Hellsing FanFic
Sapphirewyren
Author's Note: I do not own Hellsing
Summary: Alucard discovers the joys of bubblegum, what could possibly go wrong?
*Chew chew chew chew*
"Must you chew that so damn close to my ears?"
*Chew chew chew chew*
"Alucard, go chew that somewhere else, I'm busy."
*Blow blow blow pop!*
"I swear, if any of that gum gets in my hair, you and I are going to have problems."
*Blow blow blow pop!*
"Seriously, must you be so insufferable?
*Blow blow blow pop*
"Spit out that bloody gum already!"
*Blow blow blow pop!*
"Good Lord!*
Integra stormed out of her office and decided to retreat to the kitchen. Walter saw Integra enter and poured her a cup of tea.
"Where is Alucard?"
"The insufferable ass ran me out of my own office with his gum chewing."
"Ah, yes, you have Seras to blame for that. I told her it was not a good idea."
"If I could fire her, I would."
As Walter and Integra were speaking, there came the sound of a large explosion from Integra's office. They both looked at each other and then bolted to the office. Walter opened the door. The scene was catastrophic and pink and sticky. Large globs of gum were everywhere. The pink mass was strung out like a giant sticky web, from floor to ceiling and stuck in the middle of that mess like a big red spider was Alucard.
"AAAALLLLUUUUUCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDD!"