There are many flavors around world.
Russia decides to try them all.
French is over-rated; is too salty.
German stinks.
American is too greasy.
Italian wiggles too much.
Russia does not touch British.
Japanese is flavorless.
Chinese isn't bad.
And then countries complain about Russia licking them. Russia is only tries to be more open to the world. Unfriendly countries.