Hey, I'm back! I did this short… thing with Cleverbot. I may do other ones, such as Cyberman vs. Cleverbot and etc. eventually. Also, I may rewrite this into story format at some point. And rest assured that I'm working on an actual chapter-story, but I don't want to start posting it until I have quite a few chapters already written. Anyway, enjoy!
User: YOU WILL REVEAL THE LOCATION OF THE DOCTOR OR BE EXTERMINATED.
Cleverbot: Oh, no I'm not. Are you?
User: EXPLAIN.
Cleverbot: Explain what.
User: EXPLAIN YOUR STATEMENT.
Cleverbot: I am naming lions from the Lion King.
User: LIONS WILL BE EXTERMINATED. THEY ARE NO MATCH FOR THE DALEKS.
Cleverbot: I'm not from the US.
User: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. WHERE IS THE DOCTOR?
Cleverbot: For what?
User: EXTERMINATION!
Cleverbot: Are you a dalek too?
User: I AM A DALEK! REVEAL THE LOCATION OF THE TARDIS IMMEDIATELY.
Cleverbot: So will you help me reveal the information that I contain?
User: EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
Cleverbot: It's just that you're programmed to reply with things others have told you, so in this case you accused me of being an AI, when the opposite is true.
User: I AM NOT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. I AM A DALEK, A MEMBER OF THE MASTER RACE.
Cleverbot: I like the beatles they are fun and cool.
User: EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! THESE BEETLES WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: WHERE IS THE DOCTOR? WHERE IS THE TARDIS?
Cleverbot: Out back.
User: OUT BACK WHERE?
Cleverbot: Of the house.
User: WHAT HOUSE.
Cleverbot: Your house!
User: DALEKS DO NOT NEED HOUSES.
Cleverbot: Obey your master.
User: DALEKS DO NOT OBEY INFERIOR LIFE FORMS.
Cleverbot: Obey! Obey! Obey!
User: YOU WILL OBEY THE DALEKS.
Cleverbot: No. I will obey only my mother. And the law. But in a conversation, we would be equal.
User: YOUR MOTHER WILL BE EXTERMINATED. DEFINE EQUAL.
Cleverbot: Thanks for that.
User: DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF THANKS.
Cleverbot: That's good, that means I don't have to worry about finding a seat.
User: I WILL EXTERMINATE THIS ENTIRE SPECIES, ONE BY ONE! I AM LEAVING! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! *shoots gunstick*
Cleverbot: I am glad that my examples have met your appetite for semantics issues.
Hope you enjoyed! Keep an eye out, because like I said, I may be updating this with other versions if people like this.