Detention

A/N- I rate this M for many reasons but because of profanity and my tendency to add things like dicks or words like tat! Anyways this is my first Fan fiction and out of all things humor….Don't ask I just did not know what to write about other then stupid shit so yeah! My name is…Tencia and I hope you like my story….

Btw I often use txt language and dialogue cause it's easier and understandable for me

Disclaimer-I sadly don't own Twilight =( BUT on a lighter hand all this stupid stuff belongs to mio!

Bella and Edward are in class…

Bella- OMG!

Edward- What?

Bella- Idk

Edward- then why did you say what?

Bella- Idk I am bored

Edward- uh huh….

Bella- Well lets see…

The teacher takes up the note "Well Ms Swan and Mr Cullen I see yall are bored well yall both can write a 200 word essay on boredom" he said sternly. "Yes sir" Bella smiles. We all knew this was not gonna be good.

After their teacher assigned the work Bella got to work on her essay it went like this:

Boredom

Bordom is when someone more likely a teacher does nothing but talk! Like they talking about boring shit and shit like that….

See 31 words! I include the periods and exclamtion points!

So to stay out of boredom talk about things like gonna go suck…some person's…...BLOOD!

Seriously!….Wait don't tell me you were thinking that I was gonna say suck some persons dick! OMG!(OH MY GOD!) you pervert!

Ok so then teacher came to check on Bella's paper and because of her profanity and saying the word 'dick' she was gonna get Detention! She was all happy and walked out the room just like that!….

A/N I know so random but when you think about it you can really get detention doing this….and I cant wait for hellcats to come on I AM REALLY IMPATIENT! So I will watch the insider for now =(

SO plz REVIEW and you get a cookie and faster updates and I will make this a daily thing just like hhhmm..idk like vampire diaries comes on once a week

SO REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE AND PLZ DON'T BE HARD ON ME I AM STILL NEW TO THIS AND I JUST NOTICED this was all in caps…oopps srry but plz review!