Authors note: i dont care for story. i just want to make awful story. love you bye
Chapter One: the one eye retard evil geneous nigga
enter Stan into the kitchen. francene is preparing dinner.
Stan: theres my beautiful wife.
stan the proceeds to pull out a knife and FUCKING KILL FRANCINE! NO FRANCINE NO!
Stan: thats what you get cunt. you made my sandwiches not trangular. bitch.
Suddenly stan wakes up.
Stan: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH"
Stan: oh it was just a nightmare. sweet non jew american jesus.
stan looks over to his left to look at francine in the bed. only it wasnt francine, it was a lady swasticka.
Stan: "BWAAAAH my chest"
a swasticka starts to burn onto his skin!.
STAN WAKES UP AGAIN
Stan: GAHH. okay...i think its over.
Stan looks to his left. no francine. he smells the smell of bacon in the air.
Stan gets dressed for the day, then walks down stairs to the living room, and then to the kitchen. The whole family is eating breakfast. Francine is preparing stan's breakfast.
Franny: morning Stan.
Stan: morning francine.
Steve: morning dad.
Stan: fuck you steve.
Steve: wha-?
Steve starts to cry and run out of the room. Everyone except Clous and Rogger are appalled.
FRANNY: what the hell stan!!
Stan: what?
Franny: why did you do that?
Stan: because...fuck STEVE
Franny: why??
Stan: just FUCK HIM OKAY!!
Stan stomps out of the room angrilly.
Roger: wonder what crawled up his butt?
Silence
Roger: it was me you know.
Francine, Hayley and Clous look at Roger inquisitively.
Francine: what do you mean roger?