The portal was opened all was lost but maybe not.

The Avengers steeled themselves as the first wave of the invasion came through the portal.

They raised their weapons and struck a heroic pose, the group went to attack when the second wave came through made up by what appeared to be . . . . . children?

The Avengers did a double take and looking back at the first wave made up of adults wearing 'I /heart/ New York'.

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Are those alien cameras?

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What looked to be an alien hover craft went to Stark Tower and then came back to where most of the Aliens gathered with a miniature god of mischief.

"Hem, hem. Welcome I am known as Loki and i will be your tour guide for this event. I ask that you all will stick together and not wander off. I don't mean to be rude but i havre a feeling most would rather be sight seeing than trying to find those who have gotten lost. Again i repeat my name is Loki and i am sad to say that this is the last time i will be a tour guide. its sad i know but lets look back on those fond trips that i have done like the trip to Puntando with the 20 foot water slide and the three days at Lunkadunio seeing the Museum of Steam Punk and fauna. Anyways for this trip we will see the Statue of Liberty, a fashion show on what Earthlings find interesting then we will have lunch in Central Park. Finally we will see two shows, one called "Kinky Boots" and the other "The Lion King". Now since there are more of you than i expected i have asked one of the Earthlings to help out with the tour. Please give a warm round of applause for the Son of Coul Phil." said Loki through a megaphone and true to his words was Phil Coulson wearing a baseball cap and a tour guide outfit with a clipboard of all the activities Loki had mentioned.

"Now lets go but don't forget to wave to the brightly dressed people" said Loki as he pointed to the dumbstruck Avengers.

The group turned waving and taking pictures.

The Avengers dazed waved back like mindless drones still trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

Loki led the group to their first destination but Agent Coulson or if you would Tour Guide Coulson stayed behind a bit to talk to the still frozen heros.