Slim Jims
Disclaimer – I do not own Fairy Tail
Summary: Natsu really doesn't know what it is that he does to Gray. Or does he? Modern/AU
Slim Jims (Rated M)
Something must have really hated him right now. Like really, really hated him. What the hell had he done to deserve this kind of torturous treatment? It was unheard of! Cruel! Abominable! Absolutely, utterly sinful!
So much so, that it should be outlawed.
HOW THE FUCK DID NATSU MAKE EATING A SLIM JIM LOOK SO DOWNRIGHT SEXY?
At first it had started out small. The pinkette had carefully opened the packaged Slim Jim and gently pulled the wrapper all the way down before discarding it onto the table. Next, he'd placed the tip to his lips and swirled his tongue around it before nipping at it softly.
That was the moment Gray had felt a little bit of blood trickling down his nose. It wasn't like he was sex deprived or anything; he was just a pervert. Gray blanched. That made him sound horrible. Maybe inappropriate was a better term.
He watched Natsu twirl the Slim Jim in his mouth before pushing more of it into his mouth.
Oh, who the hell was he kidding! He was a pervert! Only he would get turned on by Natsu eating a fucking Slim Jim!
Gray inwardly started crying at the discomfort in his nether regions. He just knew Natsu wouldn't be happy about him slamming the unsuspecting pinkette onto the table and ravishing him to no end. And perhaps a little more. But could he help it that Natsu was this sexy? It was like his aura just screamed 'Fuck Me'!
Natsu finished the rest of his Slim Jim and glanced over at Gray, a smirk on his face. He could see the obvious distress on Gray's face and the erection he desperately tried to hide. All was going according to plan.
Giving a mental sigh of relief, Gray watched as Natsu rose from his seat. "You're done," he muttered under his breath.
"What was that?" Natsu asked, approaching him.
"You finished your Slim Jim," Gray stated.
"Did I?"
"Yes," Gray replied slowly.
"Because I could have sworn I had one more left." Before Gray even knew what was happening, Natsu showed him exactly what he'd done to that Slim Jim.
He was one lucky, perverted bastard.
And Gray discovered he couldn't really complain about that.
End